Oh, you probably don’t know who I am referring to in the title. Let me bring you up to speed.
In my last post, I proclaimed that I was going to dust off the treadmill and start running. Baby steps have to be taken because I have never been a runner in the truest sense of the word. However, I do love the idea of being a runner. I am also obsessed with my laptop and the internet lately. I know I need to disconnect once in a while, but it is so hard during the summer when I am tired and bored. It’s not only my stress reliever but also my primary source of entertainment.
After speaking with a consultant on Thursday, I decided to marry my two lovers rather than making excuses. Oh, yes, I am totally going to love my new relationship with T-Pain and Sweetmeat. (Yes, I chose T-Pain because beauty is painful. Sweetmeat has always been my laptop’s name even though I never declared it here on the blog.)
Just for my girl, Citizen Janey, I am going to consummate this new relationship by watching Mad Men Seasons 1-3 on my new SurfShelf.
Workout. Have fun. Get things done. Email. Chat. Tweet. Plurk. Blog. YouTube. Dance. Hulu. Facebook. Netflix. Surf until the weight is gone. Whatever it takes.
It’s only a matter of time before I have people standing up and saluting my ass.








