I Read Banned Books

What can I say? I’m just different. Although no one believes me, I have always been a Southern girl and still have a Southern girl’s values. I know everything and I am NEVER wrong. Don’t try to make me admit it if you think I am. I shamelessly procrastinate, but it works for me (most of the time). I was born in a small town, and my parents (like the Cougar’s) still live in the same small town.  I love my husband to the sky. My stepson is bringing stinky back.I am the proud mom of a Boston Terrorist and three beotch kitties. I am an old soul, loving all things vintage and retro. Dark roast coffee, rich red wine, sushi, Cajun cuisine, and ice-cold vodka are love. I profess to read banned books, but it is more like collect them and start them. I will be inked in 2008, but I have a personal goal I need to achieve first.  It’s pronounced vay-gun not vee-gun, dumbasses. Do you seriously think a Coonass doesn’t eat meat? Obviously, I am snarkier than thou. I am a middle school disciplinarian, and it is a thankless (but necessary) job. I loathe stupidity. My family is a freak show without the tent. Accept no substitutes. Be nice, or leave now.