Why I Hate Skinny Bitches

1 Dec

This is my nephew in my sister, Flea Fly’s, belly.  She is seven months pregnant.  She has the metabolism of a flea on crack.  Please feel free to tell her to eat two hamburgers … every day.

Personally, I live for the day she has to wear Spanx.  Mwahahahahahahahaha!

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9 Responses to “Why I Hate Skinny Bitches”

  1. The Godfather December 1, 2009 at 10:58 pm #

    is that even healthy for the baby?

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  2. jeremiah December 1, 2009 at 11:11 pm #

    My cousin was like that with all 3 of her pregnancies

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  3. Abimbola Akanwo December 2, 2009 at 1:50 am #

    Congratulations to your sister…

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  4. Miss Attitude December 2, 2009 at 4:59 am #

    Yes, two hamburgers a day are in order! Maybe through in some fries!
    BTW— Congrats to Flea Fly!

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  5. MissRiss December 2, 2009 at 5:11 am #

    Wow! her entire body is the size of one of my thighs. I bet she’s a pretty pregnant, too. Congratulations. :)

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  6. fgirl December 2, 2009 at 6:08 am #

    I wish I had the “metabolism of a flea on crack!” (lol) Add some fries to her double cheeseburger order!

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  7. saintseester December 2, 2009 at 6:47 am #

    Those long torso chicks have it good…

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  8. Karin December 2, 2009 at 7:47 am #

    Gurmble grumble grumble. Aren’t you supposed to show more with the second child? Is she sure she’s pregnant, she just looks bloated to me!

    In all seriousness though, congrats FleaFly! I can’t wait to see pics of the new bambino with his cutie of a brother!

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  9. topsurf December 5, 2009 at 1:06 am #

    She indeed does look fabulous. Congratulations to her. If she comes looking for her pregnancy weight gain, send her to me, I’m sure I’m carrying it for her.

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