You Are Dismissed

19 Nov

Re-examine all you have been told… dismiss what insults your soul.

~ Walt Whitman

… manipulators :  I am not a puppet.  Quit fucking trying to pull my strings.

… narcissists :  Take a closer look in the mirror.  You are ugly to the bone.

… downers :  Put down the depresso.  Better living through pharmaceuticals works for most of us.

… critics :  Pot meet kettle.  Yes, I am calling you black.

… dream killers :  Keep hope alive.  Stop being a jellus h8r.

… insincere :  Do you walk the talk?

… disrespectful : Your insolence displeases me.

… never enough :  Always the same.

… needy :  Don’t be worthless.

… victims :  Suck it up.

… guilt trip :  The best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut.

… coward :  Balls.  Grow a pair.

… soulless :  Who will save your soul if you won’t save your own?

4 Responses to “You Are Dismissed”

  1. topsurf November 19, 2009 at 10:44 pm #

    “… guilt trip : The best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut.” Amen

  2. perpstu November 19, 2009 at 10:50 pm #

    I love them all. I can’t pick just one. If I was going to continue to be part of the rat race, I would laminate this bad boy and stick it to my office door.

  3. Devyl November 20, 2009 at 12:37 am #

    I laughed so hard I coughed up a lung and a half … but it was worth it.

    xoxo

  4. Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo November 22, 2009 at 4:04 pm #

    Brilliant.

    And a Monty Python reference to boot.

    I think I love you.

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