Bedtime for Psycho Hose Beast

This week needs to die a quick death.  I am so over it that I am going to meme my way out of a real post today and head straight to bed for a decent night’s sleep for a change.  I will continue to disappoint you if you were expecting more from me.  As Boog so appropriately put it earlier this evening, I am “teh suck.”

1 – Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so, what was it? Yes, the one where I am carted away in a strait jacket after going voodoo on someone’s ass.

2 – What’s your most memorable dream? Recently, it was the Dollywood adventure with my fucker, @CitizenJaney.  Don’t judge me.  I love me some Dolly and some Janey.

3 – How many hours sleep do you get each night? About 6 during the work week and I catch up on the weekend by going into 10-12 hour comas

4 – What time do you get up on a school day? 5:00 – 5:30 (Jeez, Boog, I know I snooze a lot, and sometimes it’s 6.)

5 – How many times have you stayed up all night? Too many to count – who doesn’t pull an all-nighter every once in a while (especially insomniacs like @topsurf)?

6 – Have you ever got so drunk that you don’t remember going to bed? Shut it.  Wine makes me happy.

7 – What do you normally do last thing before going to bed? Fill a glass with ice and water.

8 – Does coffee wake you up? No, but it gets me going.

9 – Does vodka put you to sleep? Again, shut it.  Vodka makes live more interesting.

10 – Do you wriggle in bed so much that you wake up facing a different way to how you started? Every.single.night

11 – What was the last time you shared a bed? Are you kidding me?  The Terrorist and Boog allow me to sleep with them.

12 – Do you tend to dream about reality or complete fantasy? It’s usually real and spectacular.

13 – How long do you remember your dreams for when you wake up? Not long … once I am awake, the wheels are usually turning with my now stop and ongoing to do lists.

14 – Which is worse – being too hot in bed or too cold? I must be very cool to sleep properly.

15 – How many pillows do you sleep with? Three for me, three for Boog

16 – What was your biggest night time fear as a child? Waking up to find out everyone was dead.

17 – What’s under your bed? Scrunchies

18 – What do you wear in bed? T-shirt and undies

19 – Do you read in the evening, the morning, or not at all? In the evening

20 – Do you eat in bed? No, it’s never appealed to me in the least.