Desperate Times Call for Wine
- I’ll drink to that. Hell, I’ll drink to most anything lately.
- A day without wine is … out of the question.
- Does wine count as a serving of fruit?
- At my age, I need glasses: red, white, sparkling, and dessert.
- You have been warned. The consumption of wine might cause me to think I can sing.
- I am not as think as you drunk I am.
- What do you mean? Merlot is too a color.
- Why, yes, I will have red and white.
- You’re probably thinking … this psycho hose beast wines constantly.
- I’m not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings.
- My therapist is a bottle of pinot noir.
- I’ve decided that age improves with wine.
- I’d rather be drinking wine.
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“What do you mean? Merlot is too a color.” I love it!!!! Great post!
Whatever works …..
Somehow a Shiraz always makes things better.
I’ll have whatever you’re having!
Merlot is my favorite color!