Desperate Times Call for Wine

5 Nov

  1. I’ll drink to that.  Hell, I’ll drink to most anything lately.
  2. A day without wine is … out of the question.
  3. Does wine count as a serving of fruit?
  4. At my age, I need glasses:  red, white, sparkling, and dessert.
  5. You have been warned.  The consumption of wine might cause me to think I can sing.
  6. I am not as think as you drunk I am.
  7. What do you mean?  Merlot is too a color.
  8. Why, yes, I will have red and white.
  9. You’re probably thinking … this psycho hose beast wines constantly.
  10. I’m not an alcoholic.  Alcoholics go to meetings.
  11. My therapist is a bottle of pinot noir.
  12. I’ve decided that age improves with wine.
  13. I’d rather be drinking wine.

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5 Responses to “Desperate Times Call for Wine”

  1. topsurf November 5, 2009 at 1:30 pm #

    “What do you mean? Merlot is too a color.” I love it!!!! Great post!

    Reply
  2. Ruprecht November 5, 2009 at 7:55 pm #

    Whatever works …..

    Reply
  3. Not Afraid To Use It November 6, 2009 at 9:16 am #

    Somehow a Shiraz always makes things better.

    Reply
  4. Miss Attitude November 8, 2009 at 4:35 pm #

    I’ll have whatever you’re having!

    Reply
  5. perpstu November 10, 2009 at 8:49 am #

    Merlot is my favorite color!

    Reply

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