Do you smell that? The fever has either set my brain on fire, or I am already in hell. I am up to my cultish activities again. This time I signed up for NaNoWriMo. Well, like Mary Tyler Moore, I am always trying to make my dreams come true. Since I do vocalize that I will have publication and world domination before I expire, now is a better time than ever to put my evil plan into action. I suppose bringing 30 more days of insanity into the I Read Banned Books household will not hurt scar Boog, The Terrorist, The Three Beotches, or me more than we already are.
Coincidentally, I have been a little distracted today by other things. I did not get dressed until 2:00 PM. I found time to do seven loads of laundry … for two people. I watched hours of mindless TV. I discovered that my bed pillows were foul and made a trip to Bed Bath & Beyond for new ones. I went to Target for more laundry detergent and came home with an additional $40.00 of marked down Halloween candy. I napped. I took pictures of The Terrorist in his new Snuggie.
What? He likes it. Besides, Boog is the one who insisted on buying it.
Oh, and I wrote a total of EIGHT words on my novel. Which sentence do you think it is?
- Some people liken my job to medieval torture.
- It was a dark and stormy night … bwahahahahahahaha.
- It was Sunday, the first time it happened.
- The Swine Tabernacle is now open next door.
- Who’s the most wonderful and prettiest girl today?
Yeah, it is going to be a long, strange thirty days. Join me.
They will not force us,
They will stop degrading us,
They will not control us,
We will be victorious
(So come on)
WOOOOOOOOOOOT! You can do it! For the record, you were more productive than I was today. I showered and put new sweats on. Rob didn’t even notice. *sigh*
I hope you kick the fever soon so the full madness of NaNo can set in!
Love your dog…a perfect model looking at that photograph…
Good luck with NaNoWriMo…
Good for you! And you were way more productive than I was!
BTW I’m not sure what to say about the Terrorist in a Snuggie BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH wow, you were sick and did so much more than I did. However, in my defense I was hungover. LMAO
I’m going with “It was Sunday, the first time it happened.”
Psyco Mary Tyler Moore Hose Beast! You have so many facets and like a diamond they all sparkle. I can’t wait to get a hint of the book here