Something’s Burning

1 Nov

Do you smell that?  The fever has either set my brain on fire, or I am already in hell.  I am up to my cultish activities again.  This time I signed up for NaNoWriMo.  Well, like Mary Tyler Moore, I am always trying to make my dreams come true.  Since I do vocalize that I will have publication and world domination before I expire, now is a better time than ever to put my evil plan into action.  I suppose bringing 30 more days of insanity into the I Read Banned Books household will not hurt scar Boog, The Terrorist, The Three Beotches, or me more than we already are.

Coincidentally, I have been a little distracted today by other things.  I did not get dressed until 2:00 PM.  I found time to do seven loads of laundry … for two people.  I watched hours of mindless TV.  I discovered that my bed pillows were foul and made a trip to Bed Bath & Beyond for new ones.  I went to Target for more laundry detergent and came home with an additional $40.00 of marked down Halloween candy.  I napped.  I took pictures of The Terrorist in his new Snuggie.

snuggie 006

What?  He likes it.  Besides, Boog is the one who insisted on buying it.

Oh, and I wrote a total of EIGHT words on my novel.   Which sentence do you think it is?

  • Some people liken my job to medieval torture.
  • It was a dark and stormy night … bwahahahahahahaha.
  • It was Sunday, the first time it happened.
  • The Swine Tabernacle is now open next door.
  • Who’s the most wonderful and prettiest girl today?

Yeah, it is going to be a long, strange thirty days.  Join me.

They will not force us,
They will stop degrading us,
They will not control us,
We will be victorious
(So come on)


5 Responses to “Something’s Burning”

  1. perpstu November 1, 2009 at 10:18 pm #

    WOOOOOOOOOOOT! You can do it! For the record, you were more productive than I was today. I showered and put new sweats on. Rob didn’t even notice. *sigh*

    I hope you kick the fever soon so the full madness of NaNo can set in!

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  2. Abimbola Akanwo November 2, 2009 at 2:44 am #

    Love your dog…a perfect model looking at that photograph…

    Good luck with NaNoWriMo…

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  3. Miss Attitude November 2, 2009 at 5:21 am #

    Good for you! And you were way more productive than I was!
    BTW I’m not sure what to say about the Terrorist in a Snuggie BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  4. topsurf November 2, 2009 at 6:24 am #

    OH wow, you were sick and did so much more than I did. However, in my defense I was hungover. LMAO

    I’m going with “It was Sunday, the first time it happened.”

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  5. bronsont November 2, 2009 at 9:24 am #

    Psyco Mary Tyler Moore Hose Beast! You have so many facets and like a diamond they all sparkle. I can’t wait to get a hint of the book here :)

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