Just Try to Dodge My Bullets
18 Jun
You have annoyed the psycho hose beast. Prepare to be shot at Thursday 13 bullet style.
- Double middle ear infection … I’m starting to understand Van Gogh … just a little.
- Whiners … If you have personal problems, let’s keep them that way.
- Eye and nose boogers … I would like to live green not be green.
- People who obviously need to get laid … No, we don’t care what state of undress you are in.
- Cat hair piss, puke, and poop … Three Beotches Free to a Dogless Home
- Sweaty drinking glasses … What happened to “but it’s a dry heat”?
- Dirty dishes … in the sink … waiting for me
- FOX HD channel … Why do I have to turn you 10-20 levels higher except during the commercials when I rush to find the remote before I pierce my eardrums?
- Nose and chin hair … When did I turn into Sybil?
- Jon and Kate Gosselin … Shame on both of you.
- “Yes but” people … Fuck bureaucracy!
- My closet … the pit of despair
- Insomnia … I’m going to make you my bitch. We aren’t doing this again this summer.
Chills. Rupe got chills reading that …..
*doesn’t* need to get laid, but takes note anyway.
I have not ever understood why the commercials area always ten times louder than the damn show we INTEND to watch.
Ear infection……*shudder*
Ear infection – bleh
Closet – somce see mine
Everything else – amen!
I am adding one more to the tv volume . Why is it I need to put it on the lowest volume and its still too loud in the middle of the night while I am suffering from insominia, but when we turn on the news in the morning we can’t hear it?
*clapping* well done!