I Read Banned Books

Looka what I got from Rick Trip at the Art & Ink Tattoo Festival last night:

I keep telling y’all … Don’t make me go voodoo on y’all asses!  Now, I’m not the one who’s so far away.

And, in other ink news, Boog got this beauty:

The couple that inks together stays together.

Happy Anniversary, Sybil and Sanford.  I do love you both to the sky.

Yeah, you heard right. The Psycho Hose Beast has no opinions today.

Shut it.

When I realized it was Sunday morning and I had not hit the publish button on this blog since Wednesday, I said, “FUCK IT!  Life happens.”  However, it was not long before I remembered my blood oath to the Cult of Insanity, and now I am backposting.  Let’s pretend it really is Thursday, May 28, 2009, and this is my Thursday 13.

13 reasons I need to be committed am committed to the Cult of Insanity for a second year:

1. My TV told me to do it.
2. I’m part of the problem.
3. Winning isn’t everything.  It’s just the losing that sucks.
4. Life and this blog go on.
5. I am the blogger your mother warned you about.
6. The internet is serious business.
7. If the people lead, the leaders will follow.
8. I want a stalker.
9. I like pointy things.
10. I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
11. My life is full of unsuffered consequences.
12. I scare people.
13. I am fucking fabulous!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

I love my nose.

2. How much cash do you have on you?

25 dollars

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?

Nevermore

4. Favorite planet?

Earth … but I wish I could tell a few people to get off it.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

Probably Sybil 

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

Plain black emo T

8. Do you label yourself?

How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways:  psycho hose beast, cajunvegan, Girl Raised in the South, CV Hutton, fucking fabulous, and now Laqueesha (my Facebook ghetto name)

9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?

My feet are nekkid.

10. Bright or dark room?

Prefer natural lighting over fluorescent

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

I don’t remember whose blog from which I procured it.

12. What does your watch look like?

Silver and linky … retro yet modern … totally me

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Sleeping with the help of medication 

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?

Just talked to Shoeless Sue. Monkey Boy failed Algebra 2.  He has to go to summer school. 

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?

Less than two miles south of my hood

16. What’s a word that you say a lot?

Fucking

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?

Boog

18. Last furry thing you touched?

The Terrorist

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?

Just the daily “don’t make me go voodoo on y’all asses” pills

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?

I found six rolls that are undeveloped in a bag the other day.  I am rather curious.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?

25

22. Your worst enemy?

Hagatha

23. What is your current desktop picture?

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?

What the hell are you doing outside in your underwear?

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?

I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly

I’d fly above the trees
Over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please

Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

26. Do you like someone?

Most of the time

27. The last song you listened to?

It was Miss Riss’ fault.

28. What time of day were you born?

9:30ish at night

29. What’s your favorite number?

3

30. Where did you live in 1987?

Eunice, LA

31. Are you jealous of anyone?

Not likely

32. Is anyone jealous of you?

Probably

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?

Getting ready for work

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?

Curse like a sailor

35. Do you consider yourself kind?

Kind of what?

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?

My next one will be on the back of my neck … possibly this coming weekend

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?

Spanish

38. Would you move for the person you loved?

Been there, done that 13 years ago in April.

39. Are you touchy feely?

Depends on my mood and the person

40. What’s your life motto?

“You must be the change you want to see in the world.” – Gandhi is my homeboy.

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times.

My snarky sense of humor, a positive outlook (SHUT IT!), and contacts or glasses

42. What’s your favorite town/city?

San Diego, CA

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?

Lunch in the school cafeteria … still feeling the side effects

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?

Way too long ago

45. Can you change the oil on a car?

Yes, my dad was a mechanic with two girls.

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?

Proud married father of two really cute little boys (according to his older brother)

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?

A good bit on both sides … records were kept meticulously

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?

I wore a little black dress for Magenta’s graduation.

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?

My neck … stress-related no doubt

50. Have you been burned by love?

Who hasn’t?