31 Mar
Work is hell. I’m on the verge of a major panic attack. Sure, I can do anything but not everything; however, I feel like I am trying to do everything but can’t do anything. Wait. Does that make any sense? Confused, yet? Yeah, me too.
Sigh.
I am trying to channel my inner psycho hose beast, but she isn’t even feeling very strong right now.
30 Mar
This came in my inbox today and not a moment too soon, as I am about to have a category 5 meltdown at work.
50 Ways To Make Yourself Miserable
1. Compare yourself frequently with others.
2. Belittle yourself.
3. Don’t believe in dreams, you think dreams only happen when you are sleeping.
4. Say yes to everybody and everything.
5. Work in a job you hate.
6. Complain about everything.
7. Complain about everything to your friends.
8. Suspicious of everything.
9. Counting your troubles.
10. Harbor negative thoughts.
11. Trying to please everyone and let everyone walk all over you.
12. Constantly think about the past.
13. Constantly think about the future.
14. Focusing on what you lack.
15. Focusing on what you don’t want.
16. Need others to validate you constantly.
17. Think of everything that can possibly go wrong in your life.
18. Being jealous easily.
19. Always envy others and never grateful of what you have instead.
20. Imitating others due to lack of self confidence.
21. Lacking self esteem and cause others to dislike you.
22. Think the world revolves around you.
23. Constantly judging others.
24. Absorbing all the bad news daily in the papers.
25. Junk food is your best companion.
26. Exercise is your worst enemy.
27. Think that things can only go your way.
28. Do not accept others opinion.
29. Lack of sleep.
30. Lack of goals.
31. Worry consistently about the sky is falling.
32. Plan but never take action.
33. Fail to plan.
34. Feel that people around you are all jerks.
35. Thinking there is no purpose in living.
36. Being the “If Man”. If my father is the president, then I will be successful. If ____ then I will be _____.
(fill in the blanks)
37. Lottery is the only way to success.
38. Try to control everything that you can’t control.
39. Expect to be appreciated.
40. Expect others to be grateful to you.
41. You will not forget about criticism.
42. Hate people around you to be successful.
43. Shirk responsibilities.
44. Receive and never give.
45. Do things that are easy.
46. Overwork.
47. Never forgive.
48. Never give your best effort in things you do.
49. Perfectionism.
50. Choosing to be miserable.
29 Mar
It had to be done. The stress was making me a crazy woman. Shut it. I know that you know I have already embraced the psycho hose beast. I marked all of your blogs as read in my lover. I know I have not been around, and I am sure that is why you have not been around my blog much either (along with the fact that I completely suck lately). I have no excuses except I am in a funky cold medina, and I hope that I snap out of it STAT! Today starts a new week and tomorrow is Monday… another chance to get it right. Hope is the thing with feathers …
At least I will be rockin’ a short and sassified new ‘do when I head to the House of Horrors tomorrow.
28 Mar
Boog and I had a couples date tonight with our lifer friends, Perpstu and DigitalRob. Nothing beats an evening of bromance followed by mojitos and sushi with a dessert and coffee kicker.
You must go see I Love You, Man, if only for the Rush-is-the-greatest-band-ever scenes.
Rush guitarist Alex Lifeson says this is the ultimate Rush song. It is also Boog’s favorite. And, yes, he is also a geekdorknerd male without many male friends and a fierce appreciation for all things Rush.
Insert air guitar solo here, and get yourself a man date.
27 Mar
I have no clue why this makes me happy, but it does.
I must see this entire movie.
26 Mar
