Disdain Squared
14 Dec
Dear Little Miss Braggedy Anne,
I don’t get mad. I get stabby. I have had enough of your lies, shamelessness, and wannabeism. I want to out you to every one you have befriended on the Internet. You are not who you portray yourself to be. You are a troll. I am really unclear on why no one has gutted you like a fish. Please follow the directions in the picture below before I have to go voodoo and psycho hose beast on your ass.
Reread and follow all of the commandments, or I will stab you in the brain stem with an ice pick.
Ruler of All That Is Evil,
CajunVegan
P.S. You are so lucky that murder is illegal and blood stains can be detected with a UV light.
Oh the full moon…..snicker, snicker, snicker…..
“I am really unclear on why no one has never gutted you like a fish.”
“P.S. You are so lucky that murder is illegal and blood stains can be detected with a UV light.”
I can only utter one word——> GENIUS!!
Bwahahahahahahahaha
Braggedy Anne
Woman, nothing has made me laugh harder in a long time. Unless, of course, you are talking about me. You’re not talking about me are you?!!
Trolls, you can’t live with ‘em and you can’t kill ‘em…unless you’re a Billy Goat Gruff…or apparently a psycho hose beast.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I think the picture really helps sell it.
Now the big question is, does Braggedy Anne even get it that it’s her?
Why hold back ??? your “meaness” might actually force her to get a clue.
and in the selfish category, I think it would be entertaining.
First of all… if not for this post I never would have seen “there are no dumb questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots” and my life would not have been enriched thusly!
Secondly, wannabeism = made of awesome! That is now my word of the day
and finally, I have this straight, if *either* murder were legal, *or* blood stains were undetectable under ultraviolet… this thing is a go? Cause… I might be able to pull a few strings
Damn, I wish I knew whom you’re talking about. Nonetheless, I’m very impressed with the high quality insults.
You go get em, Dexter! LOL. VERY funny!
Not one clue, but wowsers! *makes note in book of happiness: Do NOT piss off Cajun. Ever.*
You are absolutely the Hosiest Psycho Hose Beast evar.
I love these rants. I just wish I knew more about them. And, take Soren up on his offer of pulling a few strings, because I have a few people I would like to add to this list.
xo
Oh so curious!
This was my first time I’ve read your blog. I enjoyed it. Of course this week I’ve started finding blogs that are absolutely pure genius. I’m so glad I came at a time when you were posting the rules. Otherwise, I would have broken oh most of them.
HAHA ok I’m dying to know who your troll is. It musn’t be me since you said Braggedy Anne and not Braggedy Andy which is good because getting stabbed in the brain stem doesn’t sound like much fun.