Talk Dirty Turkey to Me
25 Nov
“Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.”
“How many are coming?”
“Just lay back and take it easy–I’ll do the rest.”
“Are you ready for seconds yet?”
“I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!”
“That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!”
“Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.”
“How long will it take after you stick it in?”
“How long do I beat it before it’s ready?”
“Are you going to come again next time?”
“It’s a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?”
“Just wait your turn. You’ll get some!”
“Don’t play with your meat!”
“Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?”
“You still have a little bit on your chin.”
“You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.”
“Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!”
“Just reach in and grab the giblets.”
“Whew…that’s one terrific spread!”
“I am in the mood for a little dark meat.”
“Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”
“Talk about a HUGE breast!”
“And he forces his way into the end zone!”
“She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.”
“It’s cool whip time!”
“If I don’t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!”
“It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.”
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Happy Day Before the Day Before Thanksgiving! Why is it that three-day work weeks are nucking futs? This hysterical forward from my email box will have to suffice for a post today. Don’t forget to visit the blogs mentioned Sunday and leave comment love for the holiday contest.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was sooooooo worth the wait and exactly what I needed tonight. Thank you!
LMAO…
An addition:
Are you a breast, leg or thigh man?
(Love ya! Sorry you had a day from hell)
*snorts*
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I am so going to roast my turkey so it looks like that!
XOXO
dotlizard needs that (rofl) smilie right now.
These are awesome!
There are a few on here that I didn’t receive … and they cracked me up.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are the only person I know who would have come up with this! PHB rules the Thanksgiving roost!
Yoink! Most of those sound like comments my granny has actually made on Turkey Day.
I agree about the three day work weeks. It sure seems like a full week has gone by already. Tomorrow is gonna suck.
You crack me up!
Okay… I hereby declare this blog a “Drink Free Zone”
LMFAO
oh… and fyi – tying anything makes it moist inside, just sayin!
Ok, that was side-splitting and I thank you from the bottom of my still-snickering heart.