Overheard in the Girls’ Restroom

17 Nov

Girl #1: Did you know that Diana is bi?

Girl #2: Yes, she’s just saying that because Mariana and Tanya are.

Girl #1: Have you seen her fever blister? It’s gross.

Girl #2: I heard she caught the herpes from her brother.

Girl #1: That’s pathetic. That’s the right word, right?

Girl #2: True dat.

Devyl November 18, 2008 at 12:11 am #

ROFL

Ohhh goodness.

Life is scary as a teenage gyrlie.

*rethinks the beating of the niece party she was planning*

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dotlizard November 18, 2008 at 12:12 am #

and they worry about kids being taught that gay people can get married? omg. they should start worrying about teaching kids not to catch herpes from their *brother*!

omg.

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Ruprecht November 18, 2008 at 7:52 am #

*shudder*

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Miss Attitude November 18, 2008 at 8:14 am #

OMG! Seriously? Herpes from her brother! I need some Plurk emoticons for this post;(

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Kat with a K November 18, 2008 at 11:52 am #

Ahhhh, I love the sounds of teenage bitchiness in the morning!

LMAO, that is just freakin’ perfect!

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On a limb with Claudia November 18, 2008 at 12:41 pm #

Wow. I bet they think of themselves as Diana’s friends. Losers always do.

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T-Dawg November 18, 2008 at 6:16 pm #

You ROCK, Banned Books Woman! I laughed so hard at this — because I am a high school teacher. Thank you…

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perpstu November 19, 2008 at 7:22 am #

I do not miss middle school at all. Oh my God. I’m sure they walked out of the beathroom and spent the day chatting up their BFF Diana!

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