Overheard in the Girls’ Restroom
Girl #1: Did you know that Diana is bi?
Girl #2: Yes, she’s just saying that because Mariana and Tanya are.
Girl #1: Have you seen her fever blister? It’s gross.
Girl #2: I heard she caught the herpes from her brother.
Girl #1: That’s pathetic. That’s the right word, right?
Girl #2: True dat.
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ROFL
Ohhh goodness.
Life is scary as a teenage gyrlie.
*rethinks the beating of the niece party she was planning*
and they worry about kids being taught that gay people can get married? omg. they should start worrying about teaching kids not to catch herpes from their *brother*!
omg.
*shudder*
OMG! Seriously? Herpes from her brother! I need some Plurk emoticons for this post;(
Ahhhh, I love the sounds of teenage bitchiness in the morning!
LMAO, that is just freakin’ perfect!
Wow. I bet they think of themselves as Diana’s friends. Losers always do.
You ROCK, Banned Books Woman! I laughed so hard at this — because I am a high school teacher. Thank you…
I do not miss middle school at all. Oh my God. I’m sure they walked out of the beathroom and spent the day chatting up their BFF Diana!