Because Tact Truly is for Pussies
20 Sep
Shamelessly stolen from the one and only Avitable
My favorite age: 25
My best friend(s): Boog, Flea Fly, Perpstu
My celebrity crush: George Clooney, Shia LaBouef, Justin Timberlake, Vin Diesel, Robert Downey, Jr., John Cusack … to name a few
My defining characteristic: My superior intellect and sarcastic attitude
My most evil moment: My daily Trifecta of Evil with Perpstu and Miss Attitude
My favorite food: Sanford’s boiled crawfish
My grossest injury: Running myself over with my car or my second and third degree sunburns
My biggest hatred: Stupidity and woefulness
My most illegal activity: Stealing office supplies for home use
My need for justice: Sterilize stupid people and force welfare mommas to get a J. O. B.
My most knowledgeable field: Useless information
My life’s goal: Be the change. Make a difference. Write a great American novel.
My mother’s influence: She taught me how to be a bitch, cook like an authentic Cajun belle, love the written and spoke word, and channel my inner purse and shoe whores.
My nerdiest point: Standing in a line to get a 3G iPhone
My oldest memory: I remember the day Flea Fly came home from the hospital. I was 3 years 1.5 months.
My perfect date: Movie, sushi, and bookstore with Boog
My unanswered question: What if the hokey pokey isn’t what it is all about?
My random fact: I’ve never had a facial.
My stupidest decision: Spending wastefully during my first few years in Las Vegas
My favorite television show: Lost, House, Heroes, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs
My style of underwear: Hi cut bikini
My favorite vegetable: Broccoli
My weakest trait: Impatience and admitting I am wrong or sorry
My X-men power: Procrastinator perfectionist
My strongest yearning: To be worshiped for the psycho hose beast goddess I am
My moment of Zen: First cup of coffee in the morning, snuggling with The Terrorist, listening to Nina Simone, sipping a glass of fine wine, finishing a good book
*bows down to the psycho hose beast*
Ahem – I will be stealing this for my own use! I am offering you the official PSB sash and tiara…..you are indeed the winner!
XOXO
I look forward to the Trifecta of Evil every day!
The House premiere was pretty damn fine in my opinion. I am so glad the summer tv season is over.
You totally need to go get a facial. My wife swears by them.
You ran yourself over with your car? HOW did you manage that?