I Read Banned Books

Shamelessly stolen from the one and only Avitable

My favorite age: 25

My best friend(s): Boog, Flea Fly, Perpstu

My celebrity crush: George Clooney, Shia LaBouef, Justin Timberlake, Vin Diesel, Robert Downey, Jr., John Cusack … to name a few

My defining characteristic: My superior intellect and sarcastic attitude

My most evil moment: My daily Trifecta of Evil with Perpstu and Miss Attitude

My favorite food: Sanford’s boiled crawfish

My grossest injury: Running myself over with my car or my second and third degree sunburns

My biggest hatred: Stupidity and woefulness

My most illegal activity: Stealing office supplies for home use

My need for justice: Sterilize stupid people and force welfare mommas to get a J. O. B.

My most knowledgeable field: Useless information

My life’s goal: Be the change.  Make a difference.  Write a great American novel.

My mother’s influence: She taught me how to be a bitch, cook like an authentic Cajun belle, love the written and spoke word, and channel my inner purse and shoe whores.

My nerdiest point: Standing in a line to get a 3G iPhone

My oldest memory: I remember the day Flea Fly came home from the hospital.  I was 3 years 1.5 months.

My perfect date: Movie, sushi, and bookstore with Boog

My unanswered question: What if the hokey pokey isn’t what it is all about?

My random fact: I’ve never had a facial.

My stupidest decision: Spending wastefully during my first few years in Las Vegas

My favorite television show: Lost, House, Heroes, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs

My style of underwear: Hi cut bikini

My favorite vegetable: Broccoli

My weakest trait: Impatience and admitting I am wrong or sorry

My X-men power: Procrastinator perfectionist

My strongest yearning: To be worshiped for the psycho hose beast goddess I am

My moment of Zen: First cup of coffee in the morning, snuggling with The Terrorist, listening to Nina Simone, sipping a glass of fine wine, finishing a good book