I Want to be Barbie. That Bitch Has Everything. (WW 40)

13 Aug

9 Responses to “I Want to be Barbie. That Bitch Has Everything. (WW 40)”

  1. Eeyore's Tail (Mel) August 13, 2008 at 6:09 pm #

    Wow, that is too funny. Glad I don’t have a little girl now.

  2. mrschili August 13, 2008 at 6:25 pm #

    I DO have a little girl – two, to be exact – and this shit scares me to death.

    I saw a bumper sticker in a store the other day that I ALMOST bought. It said “Don’t change how you LOOK, change how you SEE.” It’s a never-ending battle against the marketing images of beauty, and I fear it’s a losing battle, at that.

  3. Dingo August 13, 2008 at 6:48 pm #

    The only thing missing is a funhouse mirror that reflects back our distorted images of ourselves.

  4. Ruprecht August 13, 2008 at 7:22 pm #

    Rupe says:

    She don’t got proper privates.

    She don’t got nipples.

    She don’t smell goodly.

    Thus, she don’t got everthing.

    Rupe’s just sayin’ …..

  5. Godfather August 13, 2008 at 7:29 pm #

    LMAO WTF?

  6. Babyhellfire August 13, 2008 at 7:39 pm #

    OMG! That is frightening.
    really really disturbing..
    I have been ON this subject a lot lately. …Seems all my small boobied friends are going out ad getting everythig redone. …
    and I am left to realize the entire topic makes me uncomfortable.Think I will stick to no boobs ,and learn to be happy with ME,thanx.hopefully my daughter will be happy the way she is as well

  7. liprap August 13, 2008 at 8:07 pm #

    Ugh. Ugh ugh UGH. I couldn’t get past the breast augmentation one. Why in hell can’t there be a movement to keep everything ORIGINAL on yourself?

  8. Miss Attitude August 14, 2008 at 2:30 am #

    I’m almost afraid to ask where you found this one! I mean, obviously YouTube, but were you searching for it or did it find you?

  9. cajunvegan August 17, 2008 at 10:43 am #

    @ Mel – Me too.

    @ Mrs. Chili – I have no doubt that you will do right by both of your daughters.

    @ Dingo – You are absolutely right.

    @ Ruprecht – Remember you have daughters.

    @ Godfather – That’s what I said.

    @ babyhellfire – We can hope.

    @ Liprap – You could start one.

    @ Miss Attitude – I saw it on another site.

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