An Orgasm for the Head

3 Aug

I did not fake it.  Yeah, you know what I am talking about.  Everyone knows how delectable it is the first time with a new lover.

His name is Tempur-pedic IsoPerfect (TI for short), and I am may never leave the bed again. I sank into post-coital bliss with this decadently soft sleep better memory foam pillow which provides extra ergonomic support for side sleepers such as myself.  He really fucked me sideways and is that good in bed.  I have had other foam lovers, but this guy is amazing.   I will sleep for hours, days, weeks, months, and maybe years with the perfect pillow.

Isn’t it ironic that I paid 69 dollars for him at Bed Bath and Beyond, but I found him cheaper online?  Look into your own TI.  You know you want to have what I am having.

10 Responses to “An Orgasm for the Head”

  1. opengroveclaudia August 3, 2008 at 9:03 am #

    Hurray for a good nights sleep! I always tell guys – what most women want? A good nights sleep. Figure a way to get her to sleep and she’s putty in your hands! ;)

  2. saintseester August 3, 2008 at 9:19 am #

    Sounds wonderful. Several years ago, we got a tempur foam mattress. There is no going back for me.

  3. perpstu August 3, 2008 at 9:35 am #

    BWAHAHAHAHA! Maybe that’s the kind of new lovah I need to cure my insomnia!

  4. Dingo August 3, 2008 at 12:34 pm #

    Who knew a good lay was a few clicks away and I don’t have to click on one of those sites blocked by my office!

  5. Miss Attitude August 3, 2008 at 2:09 pm #

    I think I may need a new lavah myself! $69 you say? I think that sounds tempting…

  6. topsurf August 3, 2008 at 6:07 pm #

    I have the mattress and now I know I need to get the lover! :)

  7. beautifulmess August 3, 2008 at 6:26 pm #

    has just added that to my xmas list….

  8. Bo August 4, 2008 at 8:42 pm #

    Congratulations on your pillow happiness. I know it’s not easy to come by.

    I’m a pillow slut. I’ve had everything they make, including weird shit like pillows filled with buckwheat hulls. (Sounds good, and they do what they’re advertised to do, for the most part–support you properly and disperse heat–but they’re LOUD. It’s like rolling around in a plastic vat of Tic-Tacs.)

    I have an Isotonic right now that’s pretty nice, but it’s wearing out. I may go back to a regular down pillow fitted with a Chillow next.

  9. cajunvegan August 7, 2008 at 4:57 pm #

    Claudia – Tell me about it. I’d do almost anything for sleep most nights.

    Saintseester – That might be our next purchase.

    Perpstu – It really has helped me (along with the wine).

    Dingo – Best. lay. ever.

    Miss Attitude – Tempted by the fruit of another …

    Topsurf – Yes, he is heavenly.

    Beautifulmess – I wouldn’t even wait that long.

    Bo – A Chillow sounds splendid indeed.

  10. AlexM August 12, 2008 at 1:06 pm #

    I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you down the road!

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