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For the Wannabes from the Psycho Hose Beast (TT 55)

July 24, 2008 by cajunvegan

13 Commandments for Hanging with the Banned Books Reader

Thou shall not whine. What may work for you at home will not work for you here.
Thou shall not be clueless. There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
Thou shall not be a thunder stealer. Some of us are sick of your shamelessness.
Thou shall not be a marytr. You do not have to create a fictitious crisis situation to feel fully alive.
Thou shall not be arrogant. The best bloggers inspire by example.
Thou shall not be a sell out. I tolerated you before you tried to drink the Kool-aid. You don’t even do that right.
Thou shall not be a conformist. You are not free to imitate the best. it’s sad how some people cannot handle a little originality.
Thou shall not suffer from delusions of grandeur. ’tis past time for your reality check.
Thou shall not be elitist. You are not better than everyone else. Stop equating materialism with love.
Thou shall not attempt to sound intelligent or snarky. Some of us have that market covered already.
Thou shall not be an idiot. I see you are playing stupid again, and it looks like you are winning. Stupidity is prohibited. Go to school. Read a book. Dumbass.
Thou shall not be worthy. Just because you are necessary does not mean you are important.
Thou shall not covet I Read Banned Books. Just worship CajunVegan like the goddess she is.

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26 Responses to “For the Wannabes from the Psycho Hose Beast (TT 55)”

on July 24, 2008 at 12:18 am1 perpstu

These should be the blogging rules. Make your own, don’t steal mine and be fabulous on your own….if you can! Happy TT!
on July 24, 2008 at 12:26 am2 aliceaudrey

Just out of curiosity (Yeah, yeah, #2) did you have a particular “Thou” in mind?
on July 24, 2008 at 12:36 am3 fearandparentinginlasvegas

So, which spice girl are you?
on July 24, 2008 at 12:40 am4 Coco

Interesting… very interesting…
on July 24, 2008 at 2:09 am5 Alice

That’s quite the list. Have a happy T13! My 21st is up.
on July 24, 2008 at 2:26 am6 greytfriend

I’m a bit afraid to reply, so I’ll just state my total and abject worship of The Psycho Hose Beast.
on July 24, 2008 at 2:40 am7 Forgetfulone

You are quite the witty one! Great post. Thanks for commenting on my T13.
on July 24, 2008 at 4:26 am8 topsurf

2 & 11 are genius! Well actually so is the rest of the list along with the video! This is exactly why I do not covet I Read Banned Books. I just worship CajunVegan like the goddess she is!
on July 24, 2008 at 6:46 am9 Robin

I burst out laughing at number two.
on July 24, 2008 at 6:54 am10 MissRiss

Zoinks! You so crazy! Love it. **insert I’m not worthy icon**
on July 24, 2008 at 6:58 am11 citizen jane

Brilliant! Those just scream out to be cross-stiched on a sampler suitable for hanging somewhere. Love. It.
on July 24, 2008 at 7:48 am12 she

great tt!

Please visit my tt. it’s 77 reasons to donate to my blogathon on Sat, July 26!!
http://www.shebecameabutterfly.net
on July 24, 2008 at 8:45 am13 saintseester

Will someone please tell #4 to my mom?
on July 24, 2008 at 9:25 am14 Janet

I swear, the tags were as funny or funnier than the post!
on July 24, 2008 at 10:17 am15 Starrlight

Oh sign my mom up for #4 too.

So now I am curious…or inquisitive in an idiotic manner

What’s the punishment for violation of the TOS?
on July 24, 2008 at 11:33 am16 Chris

Great list, I want to put that in my header in bold. Happy TT
on July 24, 2008 at 11:33 am17 On a Limb with Claudia

You rule! I think I should embroider or needle point your commandments for your new office !
on July 24, 2008 at 11:38 am18 Bethanne

This is my first visit. Nice. Like the header…
and the rules.
on July 24, 2008 at 6:21 pm19 Dingo

Now see, THIS is what all the kids should be memorizing and not that stupid, “All I need to know I learned in kindergarten” crap.
on July 24, 2008 at 7:10 pm20 Qtpies7

Yeah, that.
on July 24, 2008 at 9:15 pm21 Sandy (Momisodes)

I’m loving your list and the tags

Is it wrong I karaoked a few lines in the clip?
on July 24, 2008 at 9:58 pm22 PopArtDiva

Zee tags! Zee tags! Pick me up off the floor!

Dumbass is my favorite word - I think I must get another pet and name it that so I can say it all the time - oh, wait, there’s enough people in the world I can apply it to. Whew, saved a bundle on vet bills!
on July 25, 2008 at 1:13 pm23 Miss Attitude

I guess it’s probably bad I covet the amount of responses you get, but I would definitely never try to imitate. So is that technically breaking commandment 13? Maybe I should rephrase and say I worship how you do it?
LMFAO!
on July 25, 2008 at 4:39 pm24 Nicholas

Well, I have no problem with any of that. I have been worshiping Cajunvegan since I first discovered this blog.

What’s the clip of some singing streetwalkers about?
on August 1, 2008 at 1:15 pm25 cajunvegan

@ perpstu ~ I enjoy being a snark tyrant because I CAN!

@ alice audrey ~ “Thou” refers to several Stealer McStealersons who attempt to mimic my snarkalicious but have EPIC FAILS often.

@ fandpinlv ~ I am Snarky Spice … duh!

@ Coco ~ I am here for my own personal entertainment.

@ Alice ~ Trust me on this: one does not want to get on my shit list.

@ greytfriend ~ Worship me like the snark goddess I am.

@ Forgetfulone ~ Luckily, I am not at my wit’s end.

@ Topsurf ~ I am really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.

@ Robin ~ Ask me no questions, and I will tell you no lies.

@ Miss Riss ~ Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

@ citizen jane ~ Satire is my Savior.

@ she ~ I donate to the following worthy causes: shoes, purses, books, and music.
on August 1, 2008 at 1:33 pm26 cajunvegan

@ Saintseester ~ Will someone please tell that to the internet trolls?

@ Janet ~ The tags are just further proof that I am not your run of the mill kind of blogger.

@ Starrlight ~ This is how we do it: voodoo.

@ Chris ~ It is good to want things; it builds character.

@ Claudia ~ I love presents (especially surprises).

@ Bethanne ~ First time visitors either love me or hate me. Either way, you’ll be back.

@ Dingo ~ All I really need to know in life I learned from the master snarkmeisters.

@ Qtpies7 - I don’t do cute. Snicker.

@ Sandy ~ So tell me what you want … what you really really want.

@ PopArtDiva ~ Asshat and fuckwit are my current favorite smite words.

@ Miss Attitude ~ I’ve seen better days. I’ve been the star of many plays.

@ Nicholas ~ The real question is: Do you think they are whores?

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