For the Wannabes from the Psycho Hose Beast (TT 55)
24 Jul
13 Commandments for Hanging with the Banned Books Reader
- Thou shall not whine. What may work for you at home will not work for you here.
- Thou shall not be clueless. There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
- Thou shall not be a thunder stealer. Some of us are sick of your shamelessness.
- Thou shall not be a marytr. You do not have to create a fictitious crisis situation to feel fully alive.
- Thou shall not be arrogant. The best bloggers inspire by example.
- Thou shall not be a sell out. I tolerated you before you tried to drink the Kool-aid. You don’t even do that right.
- Thou shall not be a conformist. You are not free to imitate the best. it’s sad how some people cannot handle a little originality.
- Thou shall not suffer from delusions of grandeur. ’tis past time for your reality check.
- Thou shall not be elitist. You are not better than everyone else. Stop equating materialism with love.
- Thou shall not attempt to sound intelligent or snarky. Some of us have that market covered already.
- Thou shall not be an idiot. I see you are playing stupid again, and it looks like you are winning. Stupidity is prohibited. Go to school. Read a book. Dumbass.
- Thou shall not be worthy. Just because you are necessary does not mean you are important.
- Thou shall not covet I Read Banned Books. Just worship CajunVegan like the goddess she is.
These should be the blogging rules. Make your own, don’t steal mine and be fabulous on your own….if you can! Happy TT!
Just out of curiosity (Yeah, yeah, #2) did you have a particular “Thou” in mind?
So, which spice girl are you?
Interesting… very interesting…
That’s quite the list. Have a happy T13! My 21st is up.
I’m a bit afraid to reply, so I’ll just state my total and abject worship of The Psycho Hose Beast.
You are quite the witty one! Great post. Thanks for commenting on my T13.
2 & 11 are genius! Well actually so is the rest of the list along with the video! This is exactly why I do not covet I Read Banned Books. I just worship CajunVegan like the goddess she is!
I burst out laughing at number two.
Zoinks! You so crazy! Love it. **insert I’m not worthy icon**
Brilliant! Those just scream out to be cross-stiched on a sampler suitable for hanging somewhere. Love. It.
great tt!
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Will someone please tell #4 to my mom?
I swear, the tags were as funny or funnier than the post!
Oh sign my mom up for #4 too.
So now I am curious…or inquisitive in an idiotic manner
What’s the punishment for violation of the TOS?
Great list, I want to put that in my header in bold. Happy TT
You rule! I think I should embroider or needle point your commandments for your new office !
This is my first visit. Nice. Like the header…
and the rules.
Now see, THIS is what all the kids should be memorizing and not that stupid, “All I need to know I learned in kindergarten” crap.
Yeah, that.
I’m loving your list and the tags
Is it wrong I karaoked a few lines in the clip?
Zee tags! Zee tags! Pick me up off the floor!
Dumbass is my favorite word – I think I must get another pet and name it that so I can say it all the time – oh, wait, there’s enough people in the world I can apply it to. Whew, saved a bundle on vet bills!
I guess it’s probably bad I covet the amount of responses you get, but I would definitely never try to imitate. So is that technically breaking commandment 13? Maybe I should rephrase and say I worship how you do it?
LMFAO!
Well, I have no problem with any of that. I have been worshiping Cajunvegan since I first discovered this blog.
What’s the clip of some singing streetwalkers about?
@ perpstu ~ I enjoy being a snark tyrant because I CAN!
@ alice audrey ~ “Thou” refers to several Stealer McStealersons who attempt to mimic my snarkalicious but have EPIC FAILS often.
@ fandpinlv ~ I am Snarky Spice … duh!
@ Coco ~ I am here for my own personal entertainment.
@ Alice ~ Trust me on this: one does not want to get on my shit list.
@ greytfriend ~ Worship me like the snark goddess I am.
@ Forgetfulone ~ Luckily, I am not at my wit’s end.
@ Topsurf ~ I am really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
@ Robin ~ Ask me no questions, and I will tell you no lies.
@ Miss Riss ~ Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
@ citizen jane ~ Satire is my Savior.
@ she ~ I donate to the following worthy causes: shoes, purses, books, and music.
@ Saintseester ~ Will someone please tell that to the internet trolls?
@ Janet ~ The tags are just further proof that I am not your run of the mill kind of blogger.
@ Starrlight ~ This is how we do it: voodoo.
@ Chris ~ It is good to want things; it builds character.
@ Claudia ~ I love presents (especially surprises).
@ Bethanne ~ First time visitors either love me or hate me. Either way, you’ll be back.
@ Dingo ~ All I really need to know in life I learned from the master snarkmeisters.
@ Qtpies7 – I don’t do cute. Snicker.
@ Sandy ~ So tell me what you want … what you really really want.
@ PopArtDiva ~ Asshat and fuckwit are my current favorite smite words.
@ Miss Attitude ~ I’ve seen better days. I’ve been the star of many plays.
@ Nicholas ~ The real question is: Do you think they are whores?