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Archive for July, 2008

What I Am (TT 56)

Posted in be the change, blog 365, cryptograms, emo, geekdorknerd, i am fucking fabulous, music, ohmygod, psycho hose beast, stuck in the middle, thursday thirteen on July 31, 2008 | 24 Comments »

The Edie Brickell earworm, “What I Am” has been in my head for a solid week.  Today, I took it to mean that I am supposed to be inspired by her lyrics.  I joked that I was channeling my inner Jedi on Twitter and Plurk, but we all know that the psycho hose beast always [...]

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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves (WW 37)

Posted in blog 365, i am fucking fabulous, psycho hose beast, shits and giggles, stuck in the middle, wordless wednesday on July 30, 2008 | 12 Comments »


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The Five Stages of Promotion Grief

Posted in blog 365, stuck in the middle on July 29, 2008 | 9 Comments »

“Young men and women, study yourself.  See who you really want to be and as soon as you see it, say it.  Put it out into the universe.  You must say it and then go about the business of becoming it.”
~ Maya Angelou

Summer break is over for me in 15 days.  I am [...]

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I Love the Smell of Bleach in the Morning

Posted in I'm going to Hell, blog 365, freaks and geeks, i am fucking fabulous, monkey boy, ohmygod, psycho hose beast, shits and giggles on July 28, 2008 | 19 Comments »

I cleaned up Monkey Boy’s piss off the bathroom floor earlier tonight.  Seriously?  WTF is wrong with this kid?
Moments after the bleach scouring ended, this exchange occurred:
CV:  Dude, if you cannot control your member, you need to sit on the toilet and pee like a girl.  HOLD. YOUR. PENIS.  AIM. FOR. THE. WATER.  FLUSH.  WASH. [...]

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Groovin’

Posted in another freaking meme, blog 365 on July 28, 2008 | 9 Comments »

Tense Teacher called this the Think Hard Meme.  I am not thinking very hard these days being on summer break and spending all my extra time on Plurk, so maybe it is time to do some deep thinking and get back in the groove of life.

Insomnia is still my closest companion these days.  I went [...]

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De-goonie-goo-gooed

Posted in blog 365, i am fucking fabulous on July 26, 2008 | 23 Comments »

Today I was waxed, plucked, soaked, scrubbed, loafaed, razored, picked, clipped, lotioned, massaged, painted, dried, dyed, shampooed, conditioned, scissored, shaved, blown, flat-ironed, and beautified.  Yeah, one must suffer to be fucking fabulous.

(first blog visage ever)
Best of all, it was a beautiful day.  I spent most of the afternoon in the company of a lifer friend, [...]

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Got Crack?

Posted in blog 365, good libations, ohmygod, psycho hose beast, quiz wiz, shits and giggles on July 25, 2008 | 14 Comments »

I shamelessly stole this post idea from Send Chocolate.  TLC, there will nevah be decaf for me; I can sleep when I am dead.

Coffee is my lover; I am coffee’s bitch.  Seriously, there are days when it is a matter of life and death.  It is best not to speak to me until I have [...]

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