Tense Teacher called this the Think Hard Meme. I am not thinking very hard these days being on summer break and spending all my extra time on Plurk, so maybe it is time to do some deep thinking and get back in the groove of life.
Insomnia is still my closest companion these days. I went to sleep around 3 AM and woke around 7:10 AM to that familiar bed-shaking ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. I put my earplugs in, flipped to the opposite end of the bed, placed the pillow firmly against my ear with my arm extending over my head, and attempted to go back to sleep. At 8:00, I gave up the good fight, rose, moved to the couch, and surprisingly went back to sleep there, waking at 11:50, and wondering where the morning went. The DW’s (don’t wanna’s for the new readers) and lazies have been calling ever since. We decided to venture out around 3 PM and headed straight to The Hush Puppy for some soul food: all-you-can-eat fried catfish and Abita Beer. The food coma set in about 4:30, and it has been “Is it bedtime yet?” ever since. Hopefully, my melatonin purchase today will be a step in the right direction. If it doesn’t work, I will be awake … again … at the ass-crack of dawn.
How many keys are on your keychain?
Are you the Keymaster?
If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?
Can I play here instead?
What do you regard as the most repulsive form of music?
I seriously love all music. “You can see colors through music… Anything human can be felt through music which means there is no limit to the creating that can be done… it’s infinite.” – Nina Simone
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?
Monkey Boy’s
What is the most dangerous occupation?
In Las Vegas, it would be structural iron and steelworkers dropping off the City Center project. Here’s something I saw this week that is current as of 2006.
What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
Snooze the alarm clock and crawl back in for 9 minutes unless I really have to pee.
What do you consider the greatest threat to mankind?
Ignorance
If you could project yourself into the past, where would you go?
The fucking fabulous 1950′s
What are you thankful you are not doing right now?
Working at In Da Hood Middle School
What is your favorite kind of candy?
Sour Patch Kids or Sour Skittles
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
Watching the tide ebb and flow
If you were invisible, where would you go?
Not to sound a little cliche, I’d go around the world and back again.
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?

Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like …
A crazy white girl
Who is one person you wish you would have never met?
No regrets ~ just lessons learned
What is your favorite fruit?
Berries, melons, and oranges
What is your favorite kind of cookie?
Forgotten cookies
If you were an evil dictator, where would you rule?
The Internet
What do you need to get right now at the drug store?
Xanax
What song do you keep hearing over and over again?
“Groovin’” by The Rascals
What was the happiest age of your life?
From 25 on … And I owe it all to Boog
What is your favorite piece of clothing that you own?
Meh. Nothing fits right now.
What two words describe your lifestyle?
Simple yet stressful
Which ocean creature fascinates you most?
Orca
On a scale of 1-10, how religious are you?
1 (I do believe that one can have faith without being religious.)
What historical figure would you most like to have a discussion with?
Mahatma Gandhi
What color looks best on you?
Anything besides yellow
What is your favorite thing about being sick?
Sleeping like the dead
What’s new?
My work assignment/location for the 08-09 school year
Why are you here right now?
The Cult of Insanity dictates I post every day all year, and the perfectionist in me cannot fail.
What commercial do you find most annoying?
Embarq’s Muttonhead commerical
What was your favorite meal growing up?
Boiled crawfish with all the fixins
If you had to spend the rest of your life in one place, where would it be?
The Deep South
Fill in the blank: I am so much smarter than …
… everyone else on this planet
What one person or thing reminds you of the 80s?
Brat Pack
What is college really good for?
Improving the quality of your life
Where is the most beautiful place you have ever been?
Grand Canyon
What body part aches you the most right now?
My right ear … I am pretty sure it is infected.
When is the angriest you have ever been?
I may never discuss this publicly.
What do you waste your time doing?
Plurking
On a scale of 1-10; how much do you trust people?
7
If you were forced to choose your own death, how would you die?
On my own terms with no regrets
On a scale of 1-10; how photogenic are you?
I’m at least an 8; did you see my de-gooniegoogoofication?
What aspect of your personality could use a little work?
My lack of patience
What is your greatest addiction?
Shoes, purses, CDs, and books equally
What issue are you sick of hearing about?
The price of oil
If you were a professional wrestler, what would your ring name be?
Psycho Hose Beast
What language would you like to master?
Spanish
What is your favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant?
Orange chicken
Whom would you least likely expect a phone call from?
Anyone in Boog’s family
What is the longest you have ever gone without a shower?
2-3 days when really sick or hospitalized?
What is the saddest movie you have ever seen?
Artificial Intelligence: AI
What time do you usually fall asleep?
Currently, wheneverthefuck my brain stops.
Where is the worst place to be stuck waiting?
Quick Care
What is the cutest animal on Earth?
The Boston Terrier
Name one celebrity who has no right being a celebrity.
Paris Hilton
What hobby have you always wanted to pick up?
Yoga