Snarky Is a Word. Google That Shit.
27 Jun
It’s harder than it looks to write an awesome post every day, even when you are fucking fabulous like me. Today, I am delivering another freaking meme because I am not finished with the entry I would prefer to post. You are supposed to use the first letter of your last name to answer each question. This is brought to you by the letter “S,” and that is all you need to know.
1. Last name:
Snarkmeister
2. 4-letter word:
Shit
3. Vehicle:
5. Boy Name:
6. Girl Name:
7. Occupation:
8. Something you wear:
Sunglasses
9. Food:
Sushi
10. Found in a bathroom:
Spenser (passed out on the tile from terrorizing)
11. Reason for being late:
Sex
12. Something you shout:
Shit Fuck Damn (Thanks, poppingbubbles)
13. Animal:
Skunk
14. Body part:
Shoulders
15. Word to describe yourself:
Sarcastic (“the lowest form of wit” according to the equally sarcastic, Oscar Wilde)
16. Movie:
17. Relative:
Sybil or Sanford
18. Toy:
Sit ‘n Spin
19. Flower:
Saintseester’s Dead-Daddy Day Lilies
20. Something found at a school:
A snarkmeister who likes sushi is someone who I can hang with any time. WOO!
Wait that’s like hangin’ with myself.
See, I knew I liked you!
Last name: C
4 letter word: crap, or cunt. Can’t decide…
Vehicle: coupe
Boy name: Colin
Girl name: Calpurnia
Occupation: car salesman
Something you wear: Culottes
Food: Chocolate
Found in a bathroom: Crapper
Reason for being late: Can’t tell – I’d have to shoot you
Something you shout: Craptacular!!!!
Animal: Capybara
Body part: Cuticle
Word to describe yourself: Cuh-raaaazy
Movie: Cinema Paradiso
Relative: My aunt C
Toy: cars, cars, cars – Hot Wheels, matchbox, aaaahhh!!!
Flower: calla liily
Something found at a school: carpet
Lordy, do I have crap on the brain.
I’m also wondering where Richard Dawson is. I’m waiting for somebody to yell “Survey SAYS!!!”
Bwa ha ha ha! Love the flower “name.” I don’t know whether I would attempt this with my maiden or married last name. You get better cussing with my maiden name.
I am so gonna steal this. And I can right, cause Steal starts with an “s”
1. Last name: Christian
2. 4-letter word: Cake (i do love cake)
3. Vehicle: Car
5. Boy Name: Carl
6. Girl Name: Carla
7. Occupation: Crackwhore
8. Something you wear: Crappy shoes
9. Food: Cake (All these answers later and I still love cake.)
10. Found in a bathroom: Crapper
11. Reason for being late: Crackwhore
12. Something you shout: Crap
13. Animal: Cormorant
14. Body part: Cranium
15. Word to describe yourself: Cake (You are what you eat!)
16. Movie: Cinderella
17. Relative: sorry swore to not give “real” names
18. Toy: Cake
19. Flower: Cone Flower
20. Something found at a school: Cake
Well, guess I like cake!
How’s the job search going?
@ Lisa ~ I knew I loved you from the start.
@ Liprap ~ Do you really wear culottes? Bwahahahahaha!!!
@ Saintseester ~ I couldn’t resist.
@ Starrlight ~ So does sloth, lazy ass!
@ Claudia ~ Cake, crap, and crapwhores, huh? It’s at a standstill right now. There are no administrative openings at this time in our district.
shit damn fuck, you said Severus!!! Since my last name also beings with S, this should be interesting…of course, at one time, it also began with B and with F…
1. Last name:
Spring (or a variation thereof)
2. 4-letter word:
suck
3. Vehicle:
spaceship (TWO Ss!!!)
5. Boy Name:
Sebastian
6. Girl Name:
Sakura
7. Occupation:
sushi chef
8. Something you wear:
shoes
9. Food:
seeds
10. Found in a bathroom:
sippycup (don’t ask)
11. Reason for being late:
shirking
12. Something you shout:
Sonofobitch!
13. Animal:
shiba
14. Body part:
shin
15. Word to describe yourself:
Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious!
16. Movie:
Stardust
17. Relative:
Susan
18. Toy:
Sleazy bake oven! That’s a toy, right?
19. Flower:
snapdragon
20. Something found at a school:
silliness