I love you. I love your comments. I love link love. I love being the center of attention. I love me. I love my blog.
Effective immediately, I will become a responder to your comments via the thread, a personal email, and/or a comment on your own fucktacular blog. However, please comment on my blog only if you feel compelled. Snarky comments about my inflated ego will result in beatings until the morale improves. That means no return commenting for you, so don’t even think about it.
Whether you are a regular reader or a lurker, now is your time to shine. I appreciate you all, but I especially love the simple, shallow, and whorish bloggers just like me. We are soul mates.
For the record, the only problem I have with alcohol is that I am running low on vodka.
P. S. And if you were here yesterday, I never show my softer side for two posts in a row.
Look what an awesome blogger you are.
Now just install the “subscribe to comments” plugin for WordPress.
I was here yesterday and I’m glad that your softer side is in abeyance as I am out of Kleenex at the moment. Allergies. And we are soul mates because I, too, am simple, shallow and whorish. Do you want to be blood sisters? Without the blood, of course. Maybe just a hand shake over a bottle of vodka.
I’ve been really bad about commenting lately because I started using google reader, (checking blogs was beginning to be an obsession) but I’m still reading!!
Wow! You are a magical blogger; this post just cured my wicked hangover. ***kneeling and paying homage to your great snarkness***
Never, ever, ever let your vodka run low my dear!
I’ve got a big bottle of tequila to replace the vodka… Wanna join me?
HAHAHAHAHA! I love your egotistical, self centered side best! It’s as much fun as mine….. I will compliment you all the days of my life!
Now im scared…
Fine, I’ll comment. But I want you to know this meant putting down the cocktail. I can mouse and click with one hand, but commenting? That takes two hands.
Cheers!
Thinks you’re Plurkin’ fabulous! And you’ve saved me from itchy skeeter bites, thanks to your Windex suggestion!
Yeah, you ARE the shit.
I’m falling deeeeply in looooove with you.
Off to Plurk you deeply.
Fuck me dead. You are me! Is there enough room on the internetz for two of us awesome fucking fantabulous chicks?
Hmmmm, perhaps. As long as you know your place
Well… You rock my socks off.
I’m totally a blog whore, too - and I LOVE when bloggers reply to my comments (and I try to do it on my site as often as I can though, I’ll admit, sometimes I’m left a little speechless)…
@ Avitable ~ There is a comments RSS feed for my blog. I am working on the plug-in installation just for you. I have to admit that I am technically-challenged on those thingamajigs.
@ Dingo ~ I hope you will be back and spreading the love.
@ Natalie ~ I still read you, too, my BR connection.
@ Saintseester ~ I am magically delicious.
@ Chris ~ Today, I am switching to mojitos for shits and giggles.
@ Tense Teacher ~ I have been known to do a Colorado Shooter or two. Got some pickle juice?
@ perpstu ~ Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the snarkiest of them all?
@ Geek ~ You should be very scared. I know voodoo.
@ Kim ~ Cheers! Thanks for de-lurking. I knew you were there … cocktails? Who said cocktails?
@ Miss Attitude ~ Are you less Miss Itchy and Scratchy today?
@ Rachael ~ Damn, straight! So are you.
@ A Whole Lotta Nothing ~ What’s not to love?
@ magneto bold too ~ The internet IS my place, soul mate.
@ yoonamaniac ~ Aww, thanks! You can put them back on now. Really.
@ Mrs. Chili ~ I am trying to be a better host. I appreciate all of my readers (including Boog who rarely comments but I know he reads every day and thinks what a fucking psycho hose beast but I love her)
Gosh. I hate to think that someone was nasty on your blog. I think people do it because they can get away with.
And as the paranoid middle child, I’m certain it was me…. so sorry!
You know, I ignore rude people in life and delete them in my comments box. Life’s just too short.
I’ve never been too bothered with the lurker situation before, but lately it seems that lots of people read, but very few comment. Good for you for putting that out there. Sometimes a little ego-stoking goes a long way. For that day, anyway.
@ Claudia ~ No one has ever been rude. They don’t want me to get voodoo on their asses.
@ Not Afraid To Use It ~ I’ll stop by soon and make your day too. Thanks for de-lurking.
Shameless comment whoring, but it worked. I love your site and I love your irreverent sense of humor along with the occasional flash of humanity.
Keep doin’ what you’re doin.
T.
You know something…I LOVE your blog. Your sense of humour is out of this world. You should come play with us at fark.com.
No, I don’t work for them, or get paid to advertise…but I think you’d like it.
If you’re not already surfing it.
If you do decide to join, I’ll sponsor you for a month so you get to see what TotalFark is like.
Anyhoo, thanks again for posting your blog on TT.
Love,
Bubba
@ TLC ~ Thanks! I like being a human.
@ Bubba ~ I do a little farking every now and then. Your proposal sounds intriguing. Hmmmmm.
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