I have been trying to work on a post of substance all day. Alas! Plurk has kept me at the one-liner’s level of blogging. This meme has been in the queue unfinished for a while. I don’t remember where I stole it or saw it originally. Questions will be answered. Comments will be responded to in a timely manner. Go ahead; throw me something in the old comment box.
1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you get?
Diet Dr. Pepper, Cheetos or Hot Fries, powdered donuts, Snickers bar, ice cream
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
A red-haired mermaid
3. Who’s your favorite redhead?
Dead: Lucille Ball
Alive: Tori Amos, Julianne Moore
Fake: Me
4. What do you order when you’re at IHOP?
Duh, pancakes.
5. Last book you read?
I am working on five different books right now. Obviously, I need to re-read Getting Things Done which I think was the last one before these.
6. Describe your mood.
Relaxed.
7. Describe the last time you were injured.
I ran myself over with my own car and lived to mention it in another freaking meme.
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
IRL … Perpstu … she would be my entertainment and my shoulder to cry on.
Online … Claudia … she would stay calm, cool, and collected and offer the best advice. Thanks!
9. Rock concert or symphony?
Rock concert with a symphonic orchestra … best of both worlds
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
Spenser
11. Favorite soda pop coke?
First of all, it’s a Coke not matter what kind it is. Diet Dr. Pepper is my first choice.
12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
Plain white v-neck t-shirt with brownie batter stains
13. If you could only use one form of transportation?
Where is the rest of this question? I’d have to drive my Ruby, but I would love a rocket backpack as promised throughout elementary school.
14. Most recent movie you have watched in theater?
The Happening
15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for.
Hands down, George Clooney/Angelina Jolie/young Elvis Presley
16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?
Italian cream cake
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Sushi
18. Look to your left, what do you see?
Boog is working on his homework at the kitchen table. I’m so proud of him.
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Rarely
20. Favorite toy as a child?
Trampoline
21. Do you buy your own groceries?
Yes, but I wish someone would unload them and put them away. I hate that part.
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
I know they do, but they can keep talking shit because it is making me famous.
23. When was the last time you had gummy worms?
I cannot recall. I prefer Sour Patch Kids.
24. What’s your favorite fruit?
Oranges or berries
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
I believe my mom does.
26. Do you like running long distances?
Running endangers lives. Thanks, MrW.
27. Have you ever eaten snow?
Sure
28. What color are your bedsheets?
Maroon
29. What’s your favorite flower?
Magnolia or tulip
30. Do you do ballet?
In my dreams
31. Do you listen to classical music?
Usually only at work
32. What is the first TV Theme song that pops in your head?
Facts of Life … WTF?!
33. Do you watch Sponge Bob?
No
34. What temperature is it outside right now?
Still too hot … the A/C has been running all day
35. Do people consider you smart?
Yes, because I am.
36. How many piercings do you have?
Two in each ear
37. Are you signed on [to] AIM?
No … never did have AOL.
38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
No, but I did super glue a quarter to the concrete at work one day.
39. How do you feel about your family?
I have said this repeatedly. I love them, but they are a freak show without the tent.
40. Do you have an iPod?
Yep, a Nano.
41. What time do you go to bed?
I’m on staycation, so who knows? Last night it was about 1 AM.
42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Nina Simone, I’m sure.
43. What movie do you know every line to?
The Wizard of Oz, The Princess Bride, Grease, The Shawshank Redemption
44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Creamy Caesar
45. What do you want for Christmas this year?
A new camera as I suspect I will have my iPhone before then
46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?
My mother-in-law lives in NYC
47. Do you like hugs?
From people I know and want to touch me … I do not like to be touched by people who invade my personal space
48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Last Wednesday at the interview
49. What’s the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
For some reason, people think my real name makes a long “a” sound and has an “e” on the end of it. As far as my blog persona, it’s VAY-gun not VEE-gun.
50. Last person you hugged?
Boog
I love this post! I’m having the same problem:( No ideas for the blog because of too much Plurking. I would, however, like to hear more about how you ran yourself over with a car!
My sister kind of ran herself over with her car. She was visiting a friend when she was 17, and thought it would be funny to let the car idle, and walk beside it as it was going really slow. The problem is that she tripped when getting out of the car and got dragged alongside it for several feet before she could get her hand on the brake. I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in my entire life.
Is it wrong that I laughed at this title? haha.
Avi’s comment made me laugh.
I love #38. I love that you’re so sadistic. You’ve got the cahones to actually follow through on crap like that.
Thanks! I would hang out in a well with you anytime! I may steal a few of these for my TT this week…..
You didn’t steal this from me, which means *I* get to steal it from YOU! Woo hoo!
I love me some Hot Fries! You call all soda coke? You SURE you’re not from New England originally???
“A freak show without the tent”! Ha! What a hoot!
How can one resist when a title like this one pops up on the old feed?
In a well?? I’d swear and you’d laugh. We’d laugh so much that we’d pee our pants then moan at our dilemma. Boog would come looking for you then wander away because we were laughing so much. D. would peer in then say, “when you’re ready.”
Then we’d be rescued by the hottest, buffest firemen. They would want to take us to their “fire house” to show us their long “hoses”. But we would return to our husbands.
YAY!! Well it is!
@ Miss Attitude ~ As you wish, it is the subject of the next entry.
@ Avitable ~ A visual I’ll never forget and that brought back nightmares of my own pain. Thanks for inspiring the next post.
@ Shamelessly Sassy ~ If my pain brings you joy, it is worth it.
@ Poppy ~ Ditto. Are we sick or what?
@ fandpinlv ~ Some days it was all I could do to keep from hitting someone.
@ perpstu and Mrs. Chili ~ Go for it!
@ Janet ~ I’ve been asked that question before about my attempts to smother my Southern drawl.
@ liprap ~ If you think that’s funny, you should meet them IRL.
@ saintseester ~ I amuse myself sometimes.
@ Claudia ~ We would have some fun times. I love a man in uniform too.
Ok, I finally stole this meme. Thank you for giving me something to do with my life. It was meaningless without it.
(I am such a smartass…)
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