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A Tactile Nuclear Weapon Made of Estrogen And Evil

Posted in blog 365, i am fucking fabulous, ohmygod, psycho hose beast on June 30, 2008 | 17 Comments »

I have nothing to wear because the dryer shrunk all of my clothes, including my bras and panties.  I want to bathe in chocolate but Nutella would work in a pinch since I am out of chocolate chips.  Oh, yeah, I ate the entire 12 oz. bag last night.  I hate men.  All of them.  [...]

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Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. Version 2.0

Posted in I'm going to Hell, blog 365, boog, emo, psycho hose beast on June 29, 2008 | 3 Comments »

This PSA was brought to you by the Hormone Hostage.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.  This week is going to be ugly.  I’m really not kidding.  I feel this one in in my blood … literally.  This chick will be here all week.
If you have forgotten who she is, don’t forget she also wrote [...]

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People Are Important … Even the Redneck Ones.

Posted in blog 365, certified cajun, ohmygod, shits and giggles on June 28, 2008 | 12 Comments »

I have been feeling a little homesick the last few days.  It usually happens when I am bored.  I tend to get a little nostalgic and wax poetic about wanting to move back to Bum Fuck Egypt, Louisiana, going back to the classroom, raising some pigs or chickens, or farming crawfish or rice.  The truth [...]

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Snarky Is a Word. Google That Shit.

Posted in another freaking meme, blog 365, i am fucking fabulous on June 27, 2008 | 8 Comments »

It’s harder than it looks to write an awesome post every day, even when you are fucking fabulous like me. Today, I am delivering another freaking meme because I am not finished with the entry I would prefer to post. You are supposed to use the first letter of your last name to [...]

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Overheard at the Twat Doc (TT 51)

Posted in I'm going to Hell, blog 365, i am fucking fabulous, ohmygod, psycho hose beast, shits and giggles, thursday thirteen on June 26, 2008 | 30 Comments »

Thursdays at I Read Banned Books may never be the same.  Today I will either lose a few prudish readers or gain a few sick and depraved ones.  I love the twisties the most anyway.  I won’t apologize because my body = my choice.  Besides I am on staycation until August, and there [...]

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Because Playing Guitar Hero Will Not Get You Laid (WW 32)

Posted in blog 365, ohmygod, shits and giggles, wordless wednesday on June 25, 2008 | 25 Comments »


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The 40-year-old College Virgin vs. the Plight of the Black Man

Posted in blog 365, boog, freaks and geeks, geekdorknerd, shits and giggles on June 24, 2008 | 5 Comments »

This is the first in an ongoing series of my 40-year-old husband’s experiences as a first-time college freshman.
Boog is a n00b.  Yes, he sure is.  He is a part-time first-time college freshman in addition to being a full-time casino floor supervisor, all-around geekdorknerd, father to Monkey Boy, and husband to the one and only [...]

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