Without a doubt, I know my readers well enough to anticipate that you want to know more about my less than satisfactory customer service experience from yesterday.
Here is something you just can’t understand. How I could just kill a man!
Seriously, I am NOT joking, but I am too busy with Awards Night and three district reports due by Friday. I have nothing else to give today, so I am hoping another freaking meme will suffice for now.
Feelings, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings …
WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL …
1. Loved? Comments … feed the need.
2. Miserable? Mondays, migraines, and the lady cramps
3. Confused? HTML and Photoshop
4. Mesmerized? Words
5. Goofy? Too little sleep + lots of caffeine to compensate = I am silliness personified.
6. At peace? Red red wine
7. Dizzy? Amusement park rides
8. Sleepy? Not much lately … can’t sleep Devil Wears Purple will eat me!
9. Motivated? Satisfaction of knowing a job was well done
10. Sick? Animal cruelty
11. Perplexed? Poor upper management communication
12. Hyper? Sugar, but I always crash hard when it’s over
13. Smart? I know I am, but what are you?
14. Embarrassed? When I lie about something and get caught
15. Lazy? My Boog … he’s always so laid back
16. Determined? Fear of failure
17. Amused? Snarkiness
18. Jealous? Fuck ups who never get caught
19. Grateful? Good health
20. Creative? Words and music
21. Aggravated? Dirty dishes on the counter or in the sink
22. Lonely? When Boog has to work on Sundays or sleeps the entire day away because it is our only day off together
23. Nostalgic? Old photographs and music
24. Patient? Xannies
25. Bitchy? Other people not pulling their weight at work
26. Accomplished? Two college degrees
27. Used? I can’t say I have felt that way in a long time. I don’t allow other people to do this without my consent.
28. Jolly? Marking the days off to the end of the school year on my office calendar with a confiscated Sharpie marker
29. Insecure? Seeing incompetent people getting promoted before me for the last year and a half.
30. Hopeless? Ditto #30.
31. Satisfied? Compliments for a job well done at work
32. Hopeful? Knowing that the saying “all good things come to those who wait” has been true in my past experiences.
33. Frightened? Failure
34. Joyous? Success
35. Calm? Long, hot soak in a lavender, chamomile, and ylang ylang bath
36. Livid? When students are grossly insubordinate to me or my secretary
37. Dorky? My new fascination with technological advancements … I never used to care, but I am so into it now.
38. Pessimistic? Doing the same thing over and over again and getting the same results.
39. Optimistic? New administrative postings are what’s happening. The chances are good that it will happen before the end of June for me.
40. Uncomfortable? Getting my feet dirty
So close, so close. It’s almost the end of the year. When it gets too bad, remember your year has an end, mine just goes on and on. Revel in my misery - not in an evil way, in a “thank god it’s her, not me” way.
Cute meme.
So close to the end! Hallelujah!!