Parents are restricting their teenagers’ use of social networks like MySpace more and more because of Internet predators. In turn, teenage girls are returning to using slam books in droves.
You remember slam books. You know the spiral-bound notebooks that were passed around junior and high school classrooms back in the day where students add comments, often anonymously, to preset questions (like today’s surveys, bulletins, and memes). Today they are notorious for insulting or humiliating the person named at the top of the page. If you have seen Mean Girls, they are often referred to as “Burn Books.” Trust me when I say that school administrators hate these things. I confiscated one in the cafeteria restroom today. There were over 20 female students named, and what follows in this week’s Thursday Thirteen are the worst of the worst “burns” I read from said slam book.
13 Burns about Female Students at In Da Hood Middle School
1. ho’ lez thief
2. shit bag bitch ass hoe mother fucker
3. the biggest ho biskit in the world
4. skankier than stank
5. queen of cream
6. hands out hooker coupons for half off blow jobs
7. Beware of her slut oven!
8. pussy ass ho bitch shit face cock master
9. cunt faced whore
10. trailer park whore nazi
11. trailer trash Barbie
12. skank a dank
13. Wanna whup her heiferbitch ass at 7-11 after school?
I have said it before in other posts, but I’ll say it again. Teenage girls are mean little fuckers.
If there was such a thing when I was in school I never knew it. But then I’m old. When I was in school girls were still encouraged to “act like ladies.”
Ugh! That’s really awful. I had sisters - so never felt the need to invite other mean girls into my life!
Sounds like that was a good plan.
Why are girls so much crueler to each other than boys? Boys will fight and then be friends again afterwards but girls are deliberately and calculatedly unkind.
This is the kind of stuff that makes me feel bad about being female. Why, ladies, why?
Also, you must get some interesting Google searches for your blog. Heheh.
Oh, THIS one’s gonna drive all KINDS of traffic to your site. Sheesh!
Girls ARE mean.
Boy, am I glad my daughter isn’t a teenager anymore.
those are some angry chicks.
Love that hoe is spelled like the garden tool in one of the burns!
Yeah, what Janet said. Angry. Wow.
I am SO looking forward to having a teenage girl. So looking forward to it.
I’ve thought for a long time that instead of an army, nations should have hordes of teenage girls at the ready. Shit would not start. I’m telling you, shit just would not start between countries if that were the case.
Do want to know what I find MOST disturbing? The increasing trend of girls being gardening equipment. First it’s hoes …what next…rakes?
Seriously, anyone who thinks women are the nicer of the two sexes is out of their frickin mind.
Wow. Talk about mean! I didn’t know about these books.