Long time readers know all about my fucktacular boss (otherwise known as Devil Wears Purple). This week she got the coveted iPhone and has been enjoying mucking around with it. Prior to the National Junior Honor Society Induction Ceremony in her office last night, she was asking Charlie Brown and I about ring tones. She joked about making TLC’s “Baby Baby Baby” her husband’s ring tone and then asked what some of our ring tones were on our own phones. I admitted that Sybil’s ring tone was the Looney Tunes theme song and that Boog’s ring tone was Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy.” And then she asked the long anticipated question, “What’s my ring tone?” I laughed almost maniacally and said “Call it, but don’t be surprised if it is not what you were expecting.” Needless to say, she was mortified. She even asked, “Am I that bad?” My reply, “Devil Wears Purple, we are your minions.”
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Bwah hah hah hah hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
At least she took it well.
Coulda been worse. It could have been “Jaws”.
Oh you! I’m impressed. I would have lied soooo fast. Wow! and just Wow!
And maybe it’s a perspective she needs.
How many more days?
My bosses ringtone is the Imperial March, by Matallica. I’m still trying to find the perfect ringtone for Tense…
When my husband calls, it rings “Shout It” by KISS. He has a kiss song for me, too. I might change his because Shout It starts of so loudly that it scares the hell out of me.
For my mom, “Crazy” by Patsy Cline.
When the kids call me from home: “Love Shack”
I have a friend who always calls when she needs a favor I don’t want to do: “Halloween theme” Ha ha.
My in-laws’ ringtone is a menacing alarm “Errrr! Errrr!” It kind of sounds like the alarms that go off in nuclear reactors in movies when the cores start to melt down…