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Charlie Brown and I have a game we play at work with all of our free time (cough) called “File That in the Back of Your Head” about things other people (namely Devil Wears Purple and Mamacita) say or do that we never want to get caught dead saying or doing when we join the [...]

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The only excitement I had today was breaking apart a fist fight between two visually impaired students. Ronnie Milsap was one, and Helen Keller was the other. Oh, yes, not only was it a boy-girl fight, but they were both blind. As it turns out, they have crushes on each other. [...]

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A couple from Louisiana and a couple from the East coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Louisiana, being friendly and all, said, “So where ya’ll from?” The East coast girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.” [...]

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The timeless duo Donny & Marie Osmond have signed on for a new variety show on the Vegas strip beginning in September 2008. Everyone knows that locals avoid the Strip like the plague. I am a wee bit excited and ashamed to admit that I plan on seeing this show, wearing my [...]

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Long time readers know all about my fucktacular boss (otherwise known as Devil Wears Purple). This week she got the coveted iPhone and has been enjoying mucking around with it. Prior to the National Junior Honor Society Induction Ceremony in her office last night, she was asking Charlie Brown and I about ring [...]

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13 Reasons This Middle School Disciplinarian Has Started the Final Countdown:

I think my last name is “defendant.”
I have offered staff members bribes to take over lunch duty for me.
I have had loud discussions in my car on my way home from work and I am alone.
When my family and friends talk about schools, I [...]

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