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If you aren’t micro-blogging on Twitter like all the kewl kids, you really should be. Twitter is a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing?

13 Bannedilcious Tweets You Could Read If You Follow Cajunvegan on Twitter

1. I was told by a student yesterday that his mom works for “extra credit.” Yes, this means that she is a dirty ho.
2. Somebody please tell my husband that muskrats and possums are not the same thing. “So help me Jesus.”
3. I had a mojito for (I mean with) supper, and I’m done.
4. Grouchy-ass hubs: free to a good home
5. The leprechaun made me do it.
6. Overheard in the school cafeteria: But, Miss, he kicked me in the testes.
7. Supporting TINF because Thursday Is Not Friday
8. I’m cool like dat I’m cool like dat I’m cool like dat I’m cool like dat I’m cool like dat I’m cool like dat I’m cool like dat
9. Just told The Terrorist not to lick my teeth.
10. Overheard in my office today: you wanna start something? My medication’s wearing off.
11. Overheard at the mall: Why did you have to get stitches on your face? My sister cut me with her big toenail. Ew. Can I see her toenail?
12. Just overheard a kid in the office tell another one “What animal did you kill to get that jacket?”
13. Just told a campaign solicitor that I was voting for Satan … it’s 9:21 here.

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14 Responses to “All the Little Birdies on Jaybird Street Love to Hear Cajunvegan Go Tweet Tweet Tweet (TT 38)”

1. on March 27, 2008 at 1:09 am Mrs. Brownstone @ XBOX Wife

   Oh!! Kind of like eavesdropping but not… Those could get addicting to read!

   
   
2. on March 27, 2008 at 1:22 am zenmomma

   I would love to do Twitter, but I’m not nearly clever enough. They’re fun to read though!

   
   
3. on March 27, 2008 at 1:35 am Nicholas

   I don’t know what Twitter is, but I enjoyed those.

   
   
4. on March 27, 2008 at 1:53 am MissMeliss

   OMG, I already follow you on Twitter, but #9 never scrolled across my screen OR showed up on my phone.

   And they’re so much funnier out of context, aren’t they?

   
   
5. on March 27, 2008 at 2:58 am liprap

   God Almighty, Tweeter Tubing down the virtual halfpipe can be such a hoot, can’t it?

   
   
6. on March 27, 2008 at 3:25 am Robin

   I don’t even want to know why he was licking your teeth!

   
   
7. on March 27, 2008 at 7:55 am grace

   If only Twitter is not banned in the UAE! (I can’t access it here in Dubai)

   
   
8. on March 27, 2008 at 1:56 pm Darla

   Ack! I can’t keep up as it is–must… resist… temptation….

   
   
9. on March 27, 2008 at 3:55 pm Susan Helene Gottfried

   Oh, Cajun, I’m so overwhelmed already that while I’d love to Twitter with you, I’m just too busy.

   You sure see a different side of life than I do, I’ll say that for you.

   
   
10. on March 27, 2008 at 4:51 pm Janet

    I’m followin’ ya, mama!

    
    
11. on March 27, 2008 at 7:55 pm Bec

    Holy Crap! Twitter - I haven’t in over 24 hours… And I feel bad about it. Always love reading yours though!

    
    
12. on March 28, 2008 at 1:16 am Lara

    I must check that out. I believe I could be a Twitter kind of gal! If I can get quotes like #10, it would be completely worth my time and effort!
    See you there!
    Great TT!!

    
    
13. on March 29, 2008 at 6:29 pm Starrlight

    I am a slackass on twitter

    
    
14. on April 3, 2008 at 12:39 am Out of Context (TT 39) « I Read Banned Books

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