Teenage girls are mean little fuckers. Today at the beginning of second lunch I walked up to a group of five Plastics who had surrounded another girl in the cafeteria. I told them to break it up or talk to me about “whatever” the problem was. In unison all five proclaimed, “There’s no problem, Miss. We’re just talking.” I asked them to separate and sit down at a table or get in line for lunch. Two of the Plastics complied immediately and looked up to the other three and the victim as if to tell me “They are the ones you really need to talk to. We are innocent.” The other three began talking about going to the restroom, and the victim quickly walked away. As I turned around, “Regina” called me a bitch. I did not hear her say it, but the Devil Wears Purple did. DWP had my back, reduced Regina to tears and smeared mascara, and told her she was being placed on notice of required parent conference and would be suspended. Regina had the cajones to argue with DWP about what she did or did not say and what the principal could and could not do to her.
Wait for it because it gets better. When Regina was being held in in-house suspension until she could be picked up by her mother, she wrote a note to “Cady” (whom I had suspended earlier in the day for refusing to dress out for P.E. and being grossly insubordinate with her teacher). Of course, nothing gets past my in-house supervisor, and the note was delivered to me shortly after it was intercepted.
You may enjoy reading what a “fucking cunt guzzling gutter slut” I am by clicking on the pdf file below.
Caution, Plastics: Only the strong survive! Watch your backs! Boo, you whores!
“And evil takes a human form in cajunvegan. Don’t be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she’s so much more than that.”
Heh, I cant wait for the littleone to become a teen…
Don’t you just want to turn them over your knee and start wailing on their privileged little asses with a heavy belt?
Not only are they foul mouthed little shitheads, but their grammar and spelling are for shit. I’d make them rewrite it properly and then read it aloud to their parents.
Also, if you don’t report back every single word of what the parents said after they read this note, I will never speak to you again.
That was me, for some reason my link didn’t show. I blame Regina and Cady.
W.o.W! That note was something special. I do believe Plastics may need to repeat English during summer school.
Girls like this awful! If only you could suspend their asses until they turn 40.
wow… that’s crazy
I just want to know what a slute is really. We assume she meant slut, but what if a slute is much more sinister and / or wonderful?
CV, we need to start an email conversation - Punkin’ Pie is already starting to fall victim to mean girls, and she’s only in FIFTH GRADE…
“Slute”
Wow, that’s my new favorite insult.
Ahh, the joys of middle school love!!
I know Melissa already tagged you. I’m tagging you again. Do two.
You know what that is? It’s a badge of honor. And you have given me inspiration for a blog post of my own… if only I had the time to post it.
And people look at me funny when I say I don’t worry about my unschooled teens’ socialization. I’m SO happy we don’t have to deal with shit like this. The real world is a way better place for practicing social skills.
Wow, that’s one name I haven’t been called…ok…maybe individually, but not strung together like that. At least I’d know they were listening during the adjective lesson.