Praise God for Beef *

15 Mar

I have a huge, totally inappropriate 37-year-old woman crush on 21-year-old actor Shia LaBeouf.

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If he has yet to “Transform your world” or convince you that he looks mighty fine as a house-arrested voyeur, you may want to see the Mutt in action alongside Harrison Ford for the fourth installment of Indiana Jones on May 22. I know that I’ll be there.

Gimme a roll of duct tape, and I could put a hurtin’ on that former Disney boy.

*The title is a reference to a 2007 appearance on Late Show with David Letterman. When asked about the origins of his name, he responded saying that the name “Shia” was Hebrew for Praise God and his last name “LaBeouf” was French for Beef. Or, maybe it refers to this highly debated picture of him getting buff for the IJ IV role.

His future in Hollywood is bankable.


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8 Responses to “Praise God for Beef *”

  1. Sandy (Momisodes) March 15, 2008 at 8:22 pm #

    That’s some mighty fine beef! That hair is begging for some fingers to run through it ;) Just saying….
    Is it wrong for a 30-year old married woman to have an inappropriate crush on him too?

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  2. mrschili March 16, 2008 at 3:21 am #

    I am CRAZY looking forward to the new Indy flick, though the Type-A in me is mad that the disc, when it’s released, won’t fit into the box set that I JUST bought…

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  3. Janet March 17, 2008 at 8:29 am #

    There’s something about him that’s old-soul-ish…

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  4. Bec March 17, 2008 at 3:32 pm #

    You could just eat him up with a nice sauce…

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  5. cajunvegan March 20, 2008 at 12:50 am #

    @ Sandy: His hair is finger worthy.

    @ Mrs. Chili: I am waiting for the new collection because you know there will be one.

    @ Janet: I agree.

    @ Bec: Yes, please!

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  6. Sarcomical May 12, 2008 at 9:33 pm #

    ha! well, i’m only 31 but right there with you, sister. ;)

    Reply

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