You know you want to tell me things I already know … since I already know everything. Go ahead; put your answers in the comment box. Stroke my ego.
1. How did we meet, or how did you discover me?
2. Describe me in 10 words or less.
3. If given the opportunity, would you shoot me or take a bullet for me?
4. On a scale from 1-10, how bannedilcious am I?
5. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Why?
BONUS: What is the best post I have written? (This one requires that you are a long-time reader or a dive deep into the archives. Get busy. What are you waiting for?)
Have I told you, readers, lately that I love you? Muah!
If you play, you can steal my idea for your own readers. Just give me a little linky-link.
1. at the airport (I think)
2. you have way too much time on your hands.
3. neither… you already know how to dodge
4. 10+++
5. That promotion on a silver platter.
Bonus: Monkey boy’s sex education post.
Love you too… to the sky
God! I LOVE this. I’m totally stealing it…
Okay, here we go:
1. How did we meet, or how did you discover me?
* I think, actually, that YOU found ME.
2. Describe me in 10 words or less.
* CV is a funny, smart, sassy, brave woman with attitude.
3. If given the opportunity, would you shoot me or take a bullet for me?
* Given the recent events in your life, I wouldn’t want to do either - you’re not excatly talking in hypotheticals here, are you?
4. On a scale from 1-10, how bannedilcious am I?
* Oh, Baby - you’re off the charts!
5. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Why?
* A new job where you’re safe, appreciated and well-paid - because you’ve earned it.
BONUS: What is the best post I have written? (This one requires that you are a long-time reader or a dive deep into the archives. Get busy. What are you waiting for?)
* I really liked your “13 ways to say I QUIT” post….
1. How did we meet, or how did you discover me?
>> Blog 365, baby.
2. Describe me in 10 words or less.
>> FIERCE. I only needed one, does that mean I get extra credit?
3. If given the opportunity, would you shoot me or take a bullet for me?
>> I’d shoot you. But with a water gun on the hottest day of the summer so you’d actually be grateful.
4. On a scale from 1-10, how bannedilcious am I?
>> How many zeros does a gajillion have?
5. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Why?
>> A gajillion dollars so you could open a school and employ the people you think would do a great job. Oh yeah, and a lifetime supply of dessert.
BONUS: What is the best post I have written?
>> Life After the Holocaust - from Feb last year. It’s not one of your funny ones, it’s not one of the ones that I usually get such a kick out of, but it’s poignant and it’s real and it shows the very essence of what you’re trying to do with your life in a way that is vulnerable and open. It’s one of my favorites. It makes me think.
1. I believe Blog 365 & the fact that we are both from Louisiana
2. I don’t know you personally, but you seem like you are a fun person and that you do what you do really well. I think that was well over 10 words.
3. No, and maybe.
4. I’d ban you from MY library, that’s for sure
5. A knuckle sandwich (just because I like saying I’m going to give you a knuckle sandwich)
1. Through my faboo husband at your last ghetto school!
2. The friend I miss the most in this crazy life!
3. Take a bullet, baby!
4. If there is anyone more bannedalicious I have yet to find them.
5. Your Pampered Chef stuff that’s been at my house for a year and a half! (Yes, I forgot it when we had lunch!)
BONUS: Any of the MB exploits, or the Beyotches and the Terrorist, or the crazies and specials at school. There are too many to mention, you make me laugh almost every day!