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Archive for February, 2008

I’ve Always Wanted to Be a Ho

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , on February 22, 2008 | 8 Comments »

Long-time readers know all about The Specials. I don’t write about them often here because I already know that I am going to burn in hell for calling them ‘tards, and their issues are supposed to be kept confidential per special education law. However, there are times that we have to “get retarded [...]

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A Fart by Any Other Name Would Smell as Stank (TT 34)

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , on February 21, 2008 | 14 Comments »

Spenser, my Boston Terrorist, has had some serious gaseous activity this week after he ate a new rawhide bone treat. I hate calling his farts by the name farts since he is such a cute little devil. Hence, these are 13 other names I have used or I am considering using to [...]

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Does This Make You Think Banned Book Reader? Post a Comment. (WW 14)

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , on February 20, 2008 | 12 Comments »

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Turn the Page

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , on February 19, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Now here I am, on the road again. There I am, up on the stage.
Here I go, playing star again.
There I go, turn the page.
Here I am, on the road again. there I am, up on the stage.
Ah here I go, playing star again.
There I go, there I go.
Blogger was my first, but I READ [...]

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Clueless, Crying, and Crunchy

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , on February 18, 2008 | 3 Comments »

Today I learned an extremely important lesson: Read the directions first. I should have the new domain open tomorrow. It turns out that WordPress is a host, and I don’t need another party involved in this fiasco I created for Boog to undo today after much begging, yelling, and crying ensued.
I am [...]

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You Axed; I Answered

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , on February 17, 2008 | 10 Comments »

Last Monday, I begged (a-hem, encouraged) my readers to ax me something with the hopes of using the ideas for the Thursday Thirteen post later that week. After two posts were eaten by Blogger’s fucktacular autosave feature, I was forced to postpone my entry until today.
Melissa axed:
If you had to [...]

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Whoa, Fuck!

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , on February 16, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Fuck Planet Earth on FunnyOrDie.com
I watched the entire Planet Earth event when it aired on Discovery. This is fucking priceless.

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