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Archive for January, 2008

Make the Stupid People Shut the Fuck Up (TT 30)

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , on January 24, 2008 | 19 Comments »

Working in a middle school and being the Mrs. Snarkypants that I am, it is often difficult not to use the “S” word. I compensate by being snarkier than thou. If I could say these without losing my job and becoming a pariah to educators and do-gooders everywhere, I might announce these on [...]

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erasemo (WW 10)

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , on January 23, 2008 | 9 Comments »

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For Me It’s All About KFC

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , on January 22, 2008 | 10 Comments »

the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see! on FunnyOrDie.com
Dude, you may never work in Hollywood again. As far as that sequel to Jerry Maguire, fuhgedaboudit. At least, you’ll always have Stand by Me, killer abs, and a hot wife.
And, for me, it’s all about Popeyes.

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37 Years And No Prison Time

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , on January 21, 2008 | 14 Comments »

I am shamelessly promoting that today marks the anniversary of my expulsion from Sybil’s uterus. When did I get to be 37 freaking years old? Have I finally reached an age that has no significance at all? I am not old; I am chronologically gifted.

What Does Your Birth Month Reveal About You?

January
Stubborn [...]

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Hallmarks of a Terribly Satisfying Day

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , on January 20, 2008 | 8 Comments »

~Sleeping in until 7:30 (until Boog came to bed and started snoring)
~Snuggling with The Terrorist on the couch until 10ish
~Signing up for a fourth Cult of Insanity (Stay tuned for my first Utterz [...]

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Let’s Play the Feud

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , on January 19, 2008 | 6 Comments »

I will hunt you down and kill you if you copy my answers.
1. Name something you use in the shower.Loofah.
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.Cup.
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.Church flyers.
4. Name something a man might buy before a date.Flowers.
5. What’s another word for blemish?Dot.
6. Name something [...]

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Feck Feck Feckity Feck

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , on January 18, 2008 | 5 Comments »

I am feeling a wee bit Craggy Island Irish today. Feck! Maybe it was the Guinness I just drowned by sorrows in due to twisting my ankle while following Boog as he walked The Terrorist. Perhaps. I have been trying to channel James Joyce since I have nothing today, and this writer’s [...]

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