Do you remember back when I offered a buy one get one free sale on my parents? I’m ready to tell you more about it. Yes, I know it has been about five months, but it has been a challenge for me to put in writing what I was feeling inside. My [...]
Archive for October, 2007
Middle School Called. They Want Their Drama Back.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cryptograms, fish and relatives, TMI on October 14, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Thursday Thirteen #15 (Middle School Educator One-Liners)
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged another freaking meme, stuck in the middle, thursday thirteen on October 10, 2007 | 11 Comments »
13 One-Liners This Middle School Educator Has Uttered
I make little kids cry.
I work with teenagers. What’s your excuse?
Don’t make me use my teacher voice.
Excuse me. I have minds to twist and values to warp.
I teach; therefore, I am poor.
I teach; therefore, I test.
I think; therefore, I am. I speak; therefore, you listen.
What [...]
Have Want Meme
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged another freaking meme, fish and relatives, i'm not addicted to MySpace, lagniappe, stream of consciousness, stuck in the middle, The Terrorist and the Three Beotches, TMI, Vegas baby Vegas on October 9, 2007 | 1 Comment »
This meme is courtesy of my 18-year old cousin’s MySpace bulletin. MySpace is not only “a place for friends” but also a place for a banned book reader and occasional blogger to get a little inspiration. 1. CarHAVE - Pontiac Grand Am Piece of ShitWANT - a new car without a [...]
Dealing with People Like You Only Makes Me Stronger
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged almost comedy central, clicked, cryptograms, psycho hose beast, stuck in the middle on October 8, 2007 | No Comments »
“It’s Brilliant!”
Notice to the teacher in portable 3: “Quit your bitchin’ … it could be worse … you could have mice eating through the cable wire you wish you had.”
Notice to the teacher in room 809: “I am already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.”
Notice to the 12 year old who flipped off [...]
Now You People Can Bow Down and Honor Me
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged clicked, lagniappe, psycho hose beast, quizzes tests and surveys oh my on October 7, 2007 | No Comments »
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Her Grace Lady Cajunvegan the Unusual of Much Leering Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
Saints, This Will Be Your Given Sunday
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged clicked, in the news, inspirational, lagniappe, movies books and music oh my on October 7, 2007 | No Comments »
Together Everyone Achieves More … What are you gonna do, boys? If I were Sean Payton, I would be pulling out all the greatest Lombardi quotes ever today, specifically these three:
“Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.“
“I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour, [...]
Thursday Thirteen #14 (Moving Edition)
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged another freaking meme, helpful hints, thursday thirteen on October 3, 2007 | 10 Comments »
13 + Items to Pack Last When Moving
Here’s a list of the items we were still using on moving day (Tuesday) — at our old place and our new place. Reserve a carton for these last-minute items, plus other things you’ll need immediately when moving into your new home.
Toiletries [...]
