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Archive for October, 2007

Do you remember back when I offered a buy one get one free sale on my parents? I’m ready to tell you more about it. Yes, I know it has been about five months, but it has been a challenge for me to put in writing what I was feeling inside. My [...]

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13 One-Liners This Middle School Educator Has Uttered

I make little kids cry.
I work with teenagers. What’s your excuse?
Don’t make me use my teacher voice.
Excuse me. I have minds to twist and values to warp.
I teach; therefore, I am poor.
I teach; therefore, I test.
I think; therefore, I am. I speak; therefore, you listen.
What [...]

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This meme is courtesy of my 18-year old cousin’s MySpace bulletin. MySpace is not only “a place for friends” but also a place for a banned book reader and occasional blogger to get a little inspiration. 1. CarHAVE - Pontiac Grand Am Piece of ShitWANT - a new car without a [...]

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“It’s Brilliant!”
Notice to the teacher in portable 3: “Quit your bitchin’ … it could be worse … you could have mice eating through the cable wire you wish you had.”
Notice to the teacher in room 809: “I am already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.”
Notice to the 12 year old who flipped off [...]

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My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Her Grace Lady Cajunvegan the Unusual of Much Leering Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

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Together Everyone Achieves More … What are you gonna do, boys? If I were Sean Payton, I would be pulling out all the greatest Lombardi quotes ever today, specifically these three:

“Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.“
“I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour, [...]

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13 + Items to Pack Last When Moving

Here’s a list of the items we were still using on moving day (Tuesday) — at our old place and our new place. Reserve a carton for these last-minute items, plus other things you’ll need immediately when moving into your new home.

Toiletries [...]

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