13 Things to Read on an English Teacher’s Bumper Sticker
- Excrement occurreth.
- I teach banned books.
- The Grammar Nazi is watching you.
- Don’t hate me because I know how to spell and punctuate.
- Avoid cliches like the plague.
- Poe is my homeboy.
- Love thy English teacher.
- I’m an English teacher. You do the math.
- Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
- Beowulf: The Original Superhero
- Revise. You know you want to.
- Ask me about gerunds.
- Bad Grammar: It Ain’t Pretty.
Bonus: Rhymes with Orange
For the non-regular visitors here today, I am a former English teacher who is now an administrator over discipline and attendance at an inner city middle school. English teachers never die; they just correct your blog entries from afar.
That’s one big bumper sticker!
“I break for Grammars.”
Good list, I linked to you from mine: 13 Things Egyptian your grandchildren will never see
Those are great. I’m not an English teacher, but I am an editor, so I particularly loved #11.
I really like 8 & 12.
Fabulous list, as always.
These are awesome. #1 is too funny.
Beowulf!! Oh, that’s too funny!
Ya know, Cajun, when The Tour Manager and I started tossing ideas around for this week’s TT of mine, I almost linked to the Camp Chaos Metallica cartoons where cartoon Lars talks about when James lit himself on fire in Montreal and cartoon James goes, “Fire. Bad.”
Same thing as Beavis, ya know?
Dude, I sooo wish I had better English teachers in school. I’d love to be able to write better, but with public school I mostly had teachers who refused to help me work on it and others who I didn’t feel comfortable asking for help.
You’re more than welcome to edit my blog anytime!! Oh, and Happy TT13!
what rhymes with orange?