I Read Banned Books

I am: watching the Red Sox beat the Indians in Game 7 of the AL series.
I need: to set up my half of the home office.
I want: A NEW CAR and a promotion, and I want them now. !
I wish: “I was a little bit taller.” Really, I’d love to be 6′ like Flea Fly.
I feel: pissed off and annoyed today.
I hate: feeling pissed off and annoyed.
I love: Coffee Mate Hazelnut creamer.
I can’t handle: people who invade my personal space without invitation.
I miss: Flea Fly and Bullhead.
I think: therefore, I am dangerous.
There is no need to: tell me I’m wrong.
Life is: what you make it.
Love is: all you need.
Last weekend: the Saints won their first game. Today, they won again.
Tonight: I will have trouble sleeping … typical of Sundays.
I am allergic to: stupid. Actually, I am allergic to penicillin, sulfa drugs, and tons of plants, grasses, weeds.
Let’s go: crazy is one of my favorite Prince songs.
I would: love to see my parents and sister squash WW3.
When I fall for someone: it is forever and ever. Right, BB?
When I’m angry at someone: they know it.
My hands: are in need of some lotion.
When I am alone: I spend way too much time on the computer.
I am listening to: the Terrorist play with the blinds.
The last person I called was: FF.
The last text I received said: “LMAO” to a photo I mailed FF of BB passed out on the floor.
Hugs are: free yet priceless.
My house: will have a covered patio.
There is a thin line between: a hissy fit and a conniption fit.
My best physical feature is: my hair or my eyes.
The last person I kissed: tasted like hot dogs.
The future: is so bright. I gotta wear shades.
It’s funny how: I associated several of these items with music.
My favorite Dane Cook quote is: “Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote.”
The best BATMAN movie is: the first one with Michael Keaton.
I cried: and still do each time I see Million Dollar Baby.
Hospitals are: for old people.
My shoes: are strewn throughout the bottom of my closet.
I think porn is: an enigma.
My underwear: is getting too big for me … one of the unexpected joys of weight loss.
When I was little: WPG was my secret crush throughout elementary school.
Cake: is a band that the Syzdeks love.
I can’t seem to find: a Blogger template I love.
I like my jeans: like my used bras. They fit better after the second or third wearing.
I prefer: David Lettermen over Jay Leno.
I wish he/she would: be on air earlier in the evening.
Rap music: explains much about the boyz in my school’s hood.
I remember: all of my K-12 teachers.
This one time: at church camp. I kid. I kid.
I love it when: BB remembers to do something without me bitching about it.
Nothing makes me smile quite like: Sarah Silverman. She’s a funny beotch.
Tattoos are: art.
Piercings are: overrated.
I have scars from: trying to get the Terrorist to “give” anything and everything to me.
The best revenge is: success.
I lied because: I could never tell her how ridonkulous she really looked in that outfit.
My job: is a daily adventure into the world of the out of control teen.
My ideal job would be: to own a bookstore/cafe in an artsy city like Portland.
Movies are: “cinematic adventures” (another Dane Cook quote).
No one: knows my secret wish.
Thunderstorms: are my favorite time to sleep in or read a good book.
My mom: turned 64 on Friday.
My dad: has decided to un-retire at 69. Is un-retire even a word?
My ideal wedding would go a little something like this: wouldn’t change a thing, BB.
Hotels: should all have pet-friendly rooms and services.
Throwing up: is one of my least favorite post-party activities.
Target: is one of my favorite places on earth.
Frankly my dear: I could give a rat’s ass.
Toilet paper: is something I always have stocked in my cabinets.
Sex is: never long enough.
Sex should be: spontaneous.
Vampires: are immortal and the original outsiders.
Fear is: miedo en Espanol.
Money is: easily spent.
Did you know: that I had crossed eyes as a child?
All I ask is: that you leave me a comment once in a while.