13 Suspensions I Have Issued to Students in the Past 8 Weeks
1. Food fight in the cafeteria (a.k.a. unacceptable school behavior)
2. Little green pills a.k.a. mom’s Diazepam (a.k.a. possession of a controlled substance)
3. Face burned with a cigarette lighter (a.k.a. battery to a student with injury)
4. Female grabbing male in crotch area (a.k.a. immoral conduct)
5. “You fucking bitch. Gimme back my fucking belt.” (a.k.a. unacceptable language)
6. Punching a campus security monitor (a.k.a. battery on a school district employee)
7. Bus seat burned with a cigarette lighter (a.k.a. arson)
8. “Suck my juicy Cuban banana.” (a.k.a. sexual harassment)
9. “Who the fuck do you think you is? My momma’s dead. You nobody.” (a.k.a. insubordination)
10. Cut through the school’s chain-link fence (a.k.a. vandalism)
11. Leatherman’s Tool (a.k.a. possession of a weapon)
12. Gatorade + vodka = drunk (a.k.a. alcohol use at school)
13. Threatening to beat a student to a pulp for $2.50 for lunch (extortion)
Middle School Disciplinarian’s Motto: Keep questioning authority and eventually you’ll get your ass kicked — out of school, that is.
Wow! That’s amazing. I don’t know how you do it. I know I couldn’t!
You need to bring a bodyguard to work with you!! Do the kids ever frighten you or are you ever afraid to go to work? A friend of mine works with troubled kids and they have a big ex-football player escort the teachers to their cars at the end of the day….boy, that must be so tough. You deserve alot of praise for helping these troubled kids.
Great TT and thanks for visiting!
Wow I agree with Jackie, I don’t know how you do it. Bravo!! Happy TT!!
teens are evil and deceptive when they can get away with it - glad you are onto them ! I will read this list to my teen. I echo - how do you do it and put up with it every day.
Alcohol in school..?!?! *Faint*…
This is middle school?!?!? Holy crap it starts young these days.
I’m sure I was never like that as a teen. In fact, I know I was perfect.
#9 is aka as unattentive to English teacher.
Wow, your everyday must be tough.
Yee haw. I want to homeschool now!!
Ever get scared?
Happy TT, cajun! Keep handing out those suspensions. Maybe you’ll get through to them yet.
Now you know why I quit teaching MS as soon as I became pregnant. I was terrified. Being shorter than most of the bully boys, was never a good thing as a teacher. Good luck. Nothing would ever get me back in a classroom.
*wipes brow* & thanks God for home school!!
Scary!
My 13 this week is musical. Come by and see if you can guess the title and artist of the songs I listed.
Wow. I can believe it though. I taught at a 5th and 6th grade school, and we had some similar incidents. It only gets worse in MS….Thank God for people like you!
I have gave you a treat.. stop by my site to pick it up!!
holy shit. that’s quite a list…