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Archive for September, 2007

1. An annoying little sixth grade boy walked up to me this week and inquired, “Mrs. Cajunvegan, do you know what the kids are calling you?” There are at least two dozen ways I could answer this open-ended question on a daily basis, but I bit instead. “No, Little-Nuisance-of-the-Universe, what are they [...]

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13 Other Uses for VodkaAs a recreational vodka user, I cannot fathom using the nectar of the Russian gods for household quick fixes, but some of these sound practical. I might step away from the Goose and test a few of these out.
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. [...]

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Without Spammers, I Would Not Have a Post Today

I think that it is too bad they will never get my business because they have no clue that I have been there and done that … TWICE. I received both of my degrees from accredited universities. I’m not sure about this one, but I think teaching is a calling not an [...]

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Connected

I have been dreaming about spiders for the last several nights. This could be coincidental with work, as we have had an influx of black widows on campus. Being the superstitious person I am, I decided to research dream interpretation as these spider dreams are recurring.
Interestingly enough, this is what I found at [...]

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What can I say? I am feeling kinda gangsta today.
Quote of the week:
“No, miss, I didn’t hit him. I bitch slapped him.”
Total students removed from school this week for discipline: 5 — 4 out of the 5 were done within 15 minutes today.

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13 Comments Educators Wish They Could Use

Nice kid — no common sense
Sleeps in class — drools on desk
Work interferes with talking
Uses profanity as punctuation
Brown-noser
Smoking lunch discouraged
Smells bad — bathing recommended
Virginity extremely doubtful
Attention span — zero
Needs to wave using all fingers
Bitch
Never blinks — freaks me out
Pleasure to have absent

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Rest in Peace, Luciano

Riposi In Pace

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