Another one of “the specials,” a visually impaired white male I will call “Ronnie Milsap” had a meltdown today. Here’s a brief chronology of events that occurred within about two hours time:
- RM told a girl with cerebral palsy I will call Stephanie Hawking that she was “stuck-up rich bitch” and then spit on her across the table in the cafeteria.
- RM grabbed a male student I will call Butterball by the neck and told him “get your fat ass away from me.” He then clawed Butterball on his arm, breaking his skin.
- RM knocked another student in the balls with his cane when I asked the campus security monitor to escort him to the office.
- RM was notified by me that he would be placed on Required Parent Conference and my office was disrupted with the following tirade: “You are a fucking bitch. This is fucking bullshit. What the fuck did I do? Nobody likes you. I fucking hate you.”
- RM then proceeded to knock over two empty chairs with his cane, tear up his RPC paperwork, throw bits of paper over the entire office, and swing his backpack at another employee as he was loading his short bus home.
Words will never hurt me. Wait until he finds out that I am suspending him for 3-5 days for his tantrum. When my secretary called his father to notify him of the RPC, she mentioned that Jr. was “out of control.” Dad inquired, “How is it possible for a blind student to be out of control? What am I supposed to do with him? I have to work.”
Fun times. Ronnie Milsap’s punishment: Rearrange the furniture. Oops!
Hee Hee! I love the pseudonyms, they are so much funnier than anything a middle schooler could come up with!
I have to hand it to you and BB, you are the reigning king and queen o’the nicknames. You, with the names for your students, and my favorite BB-ism, the Oompa Loompa. Aah…good times!
kdw, If I would put half as much energy towards the clutter in my home office as I do to “changing the names to protect the innocent,” I’d be the next June Cleaver.
“Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me.”
When did the Crazy Cat Couple Spawn Again? I read the congrats on The Others’ blog.
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