WRATH
Who did you last get angry with?
Probably The Terrorist for pulling on the carpet
What is your weapon of choice?
Sarcasm
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
If he hit me first
How about of the same sex?
If she deserved it
Who was the last person that got really angry at you?
Probably the parent of a student I suspended or referred to an alternative program
What is your pet peeve?
Stupidity
SLOTH
What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time?
Floss
What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?
5 o’clock p.m.
Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t.
Without a doubt, it’s KDW.
What is the last lame excuse you’ve made?
I left it at home.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
I always watch the Time Life Music ones from start to finish.
When was the last time you got a good workout in?
Earlier this week while combing the campus for one of “the specials” who left class without permission.
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
None, I don’t set it on the weekends.
GLUTTONY
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Starbucks coffee
White meat or dark meat?
White meat
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event?
Sadly and honestly, I don’t remember, and I am not proud of that at all. I am sure it was way too much.
Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No ~ recently made a lifestyle choice by returning to Weight Watchers
Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yes, I am an emotional eater.
Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
All of them at different times for different reasons
Have you ever taken food “to go” from a buffet?
No, but living in Las Vegas, I have seen other people do it.
LUST
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
I plead the 5th.
How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
I plead the 5th again.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Women always notice other women’s boobs and camel toe.
Have you wanted someone who was taken?
William Bradley Pitt
What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Eyes
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Actually, I have … by a female prostitute at that. Vegas, baby. Vegas.
Have you ever had a one-night stand?
Yes
GREED
How many credit cards do you own?
Zero
What’s your guilty pleasure?
Sushi once a week
If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Move away from Las Vegas and pay for Booger Bear’s college education or culinary school
Would you rather be rich or famous?
Infamous, as long as we are talking deadly sins
Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Never
Have you ever stolen anything?
I’ve downloaded music illegally.
How many mp3’s are on your hard drive?
Thousands
PRIDE
What’s the one thing you’ve done that you’re most proud of?
Earned a Master’s Degree in less than a year with a 4.0 average while working full-time
What’s the one thing you’ve done that your parents are most proud of?
College graduate, I think, and/or never been arrested
What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Live. Laugh. Love.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Absolutely … I get fucking pissed off.
Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Honestly, I don’t think so.
What did you do today that you’re proud of?
I stopped eating before I was fuller than a tick.
ENVY
What item of your friend’s would you most want to have for your own?
A promotion
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes, but I already know I am smarter than most people.
If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Nelle Harper Lee
Have you ever been cheated on?
Unfortunately, yes, but it was a long time ago.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Never, I am always faithful like the Marines.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
I’d love to have a rounder butt.
What trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
… little patience, mm yeah, ooh yeah,
Need a little patience, yeah
Just a little patience, yeah
Some more pati… (ence, yeah)
I’ve been walking these streets at night
Just trying to get it right (Need some patience, yeah)
It’s hard to see with so many around
You know I don’t like being stuck in a crowd (Could use some patience, yeah)
And the streets don’t change but maybe the name
I ain’t got time for the game
‘Cause I need you (Patience, yeah)
Yeah, yeah well I need you
Oh, I need you (Take some patience)
Whoa, I need you (Just a little patience is all we need)
Ooh, this ti- me….
What is your favorite deadly sin?
Gluttony … I love to eat.
You have the best memes. I’ll be stealing this as well.
I’ll give you credit of course - as usual.
Thanks, I steal or recreate most of them, too. I will give credit where credit is due when I steal the one you posted this week.