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13 Things about the Zombie Jebuses (Fantasy Football Team)

1. We went with this Fantasy Football team name if you read my TT#5.
2. Yes, we have the most kickass name of the ten teams participating this season.
3. Yes, I am the co-partner now as I picked most of our draftees with the hubs. I love football as much as the hubs, and this is something we can fight over (I mean, DO) together.
4. We had the fifth draft pick. Obviously, that means no Tomlinson for us.
5. Our first pick was the New Orleans Saints quarterback, Drew Brees!!!! Geaux Saints!!!!
6. Our other quarterback is McNair. I hope the Titan doesn’t get injured.
7. Our running backs are Addai, Lynch, Portis, Norwood, and Droughns. I am stoked about Addai. Yes, I know that there is a tight end in there.
8. Our wide receivers are Johnson, Gates, Jackson, Galloway, Stallworth, Battle, and Bowe. I let the hubs pick these.
9. Our kickers are Elam and Brown. The hubs got a Jax pick in too; he was also stoked.
10. Our defenses are the Ravens and the Saints (well, duh).
11. Our bonus pick is Schaub. Atlanta will regret not taking him with Vick probably going to jail and all.
12. Under the influence and while I was in the restroom, the hubs made eight side bets of $25.00 a pop.
13. I wanted to go with the name “Son of a Nun” which is true for the hubs and makes an excellent conversation piece.