Objective of the day: Students will be able identify the United States on a map.
Not only am I a Southern belle and an educator, but I am also a former pageant girl. I think they go hand in hand. This is a poor representation of “girls raised in the South” and the American education system.
I have to admit that this was damn funny, and I did watch it more than once. I guarantee that the 86.3% minority population at my school (a large portion of whom have been in the country less than 5 years) can find the U.S. on a map.
It sounds to be like she may be the illegitimate love child of our illustrious leader, Umm-Dumb. Or, she could be the daughter of the parent who wrote on her daughter’s supplementary health card that she had Several Palsy.

This young lady has just shown that she has all the necessary qualifications to be the future president of the United States…