I Read Banned Books

My ex is still: in Louisiana and married to someone else … praise Jebus.
I’m listening to: Lisa and Elvis Presley’s version of “In the Ghetto.”
Maybe I should: do something more productive than answering another freaking meme.
I love: the song “Tubthumping” by Chumbawumba.
My best friends: know who they are. “Best” is so middle school.
I don’t understand: the Crocs phenomenon.
I lost respect for: Michael Vick.
The meaning of my screename is: I’m a Cajun girl living in Las Vegas.
Love is: letting your wife say “it doesn’t matter” or “I don’t care” as often as she likes.
Somewhere someone is: clicking “next blog” and discovering that I am funkier than a mosquito.
I will always: wonder if I could have done something for Jerome.
Forever seems like: a popular title in music.
I never ever want to lose: my thick hair.
Your mobile phone is: not an appendage.
When I wake up in the morning: I snooze the alarm two times.
I get annoyed at: grocery store cashiers. DON’T comment on my food purchases n-e-more!
Parties are: a good reason to get dressed up.
My pet: peeve lately is people who lack common sense.
Kisses are: one of Hershey’s finest concoctions.
Today I: have been extremely lazy.
I really want: to get promoted.
I live: to eat sushi.
I work: 50-60 hours a week.
I think: I need to delegate even more at work.
I smell: Spenser’s farts. He’s been tootin’ all day.
I listen: to the news while I get ready for work in the morning.
I see: that I am going to have to start kissing more ass to get promoted.
I sing: in the car … loudly and proudly … when I am alone.
I can: use commas correctly and better than my supervisor. She’s clueless about appositives and restrictive and nonrestrictive clauses.
I daydream: about living in a house with a porch on all sides.
I fall: for knock-knock jokes and play along every time.
I want: a new drug … one that does what it should.
I cry: when I think about it being 18 years since I graduated high school.
I love: you to the sky, Booger Bear.
I sometimes: correct my supervisor’s punctuation (did it in my evaluation).
I fear: failure.
I hope: Nicole Richie keeps the baby weight on after the urchin arrives.
I eat: sea urchin … not Nicole’s baby urchin.
I drink: Sake occasionally with my sushi.
I miss: my sister a lot today, and I am not sure why.
I forgive: my parents for not attending my wedding.
I drive: a Grand AM POS.
I dream: about moving back to the South.
I kiss: Spenser on the lips.
I hug: a body pillow to sleep more comfortably at night.
I have: a MySpace account.
I remember: all the words to the hymns I used to sing in church growing up. Even though I don’t believe in organized religion anymore, I love the song “Oh Happy Day.”
I don’t: understand the whole “born again” concept.
I believe: that all students can learn.
I know: the difference between a hissy fit and a conniption fit.
I hate: to admit it when I am wrong.