13 Things I Woulda Coulda Shoulda Said to my Underlings at Work But Didn’t
- Amazingly enough I don’t give a shit.
- Jeez, now fucking what? It never ends.
- I don’t have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem.
- If there are no more questions, I’ll start my reign of terror now.
- If at first you don’t succeed, then maybe losing is your style.
- Clearly “on time” means different things to different people.
- Dude, it’s your job. Get over yourself.
- I’m busy, but my assistant will be happy to listen to your pointless bullshit.
- I hate the fact that you people don’t salute me.
- Well, did the fuck up fairy pay us a visit again?
- Wow! All that without a brain. Keep up the amazing work!
- Thanks for making the rest of us look good.
- Too late to apologize … I already spit in your food.
Links to other Thursday Thirteens!1. Holly @ What Were You Expecting has a TT about the lottery she’ll win someday.
2. Frigga @ Any Apples has a kewl fill-in-the-blank TT.
3. Tommiea @ Tuesday Update has a bedtime routine.
4. Lara Angelina @ Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing has a TT about Las Vegas.
5. Lady Penguin @ The Day Before Tomorrow has things that piss her off.
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Great list. I’ve often thought the same…and even said a few.
Okay, I officially feel like crap now…
I only had to comment because I am a former junior high school teacher…..but after having two kids in two years….the pay wasn’t enough for daycare. I could totally see myself saying these things…especially to an administrator or worse, a parent!
Love your list — I might actually borrow a couple of those today (well, at least THINK them) And thanks for the clarification about no such thing as legalized prostitution in Vegas! (which is fine by me, actually — does that mean I can make a citizen’s arrest of all those people on the street? lol)
thanks for stopping by —!
Oh if only we could say those things!
Great list!
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