Posted in Uncategorized, tagged signature thoughts on June 30, 2007 | No Comments »
Grey as a mouse,
Big as a house,
Nose like a snake,
I make the earth shake,
As I tramp through the grass;
Trees crack as I pass.
With horns in my mouth
I walk in the South,
Flapping big ears.
Beyond count of years
I stump round and round,
Never lie on the ground,
Not even to die.
Oliphaunt am I,
Biggest of all,
Huge, old, and tall.
If ever [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged another freaking meme on June 29, 2007 | No Comments »
1. thing you have done this morning.
I got up at 6:15, drove across town, and walked for over 45 minutes with a friend. Damn, peer pressure!
2. things you plan to do this weekend.
Not a damn thing.More of not a damn thing.
3. things you wish you had.
Personal slave, ability to turn back time, and a [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged almost comedy central, fish and relatives, ohmygod, TMI on June 28, 2007 | 2 Comments »
One husband. And, no, he is not my Booger Bear today.
The final bill on the Grand Theft POS was $2222.17. No, I am not exaggerating for comedic effect. Click and zoom the images to see for yourself. Yes, the bill was two pages long!
As you can read, they could [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged in the news, The Terrorist and the Three Beotches on June 21, 2007 | 1 Comment »
… spending $22,000.00 on a cat? Well, don’t. I could use that money for a new car. Besides, I know of a can’t pass up take one get one free special on beotch kitties.
This is a two for one offer. If you take the psychotic black and white one, I’ll [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged another freaking meme on June 20, 2007 | No Comments »
1. Where is your cell phone? On the counter.
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?Not in years. 3. Hair?Needs a flatiron.
4. Your mother?Won’t go there.5. Your father?Ditto number 4.6. Your favorite item(s)?Books, cds, shoes.7. Your dream last night?Really don’t remember.
8. Your favorite drink?Top shelf margaritas.
9. Your dream guy/girl?My Booger Bear.10. The room you are in?The living room.11. Your fear?Being [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged almost comedy central, fish and relatives, psycho hose beast, TMI on June 19, 2007 | 1 Comment »
This is my ride. I acquired it three years old three years ago after I totaled my previous ride — a PAID FOR Craprolet. At the time of this purchase, I tried to sway Booger Bear into putting the money on a new car instead, but “we” (”he” 
decided that continuing to have [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged fish and relatives, inspirational, ohmygod on June 17, 2007 | No Comments »
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