I say, “You could be my baby daddy.”
Well, on second thought, maybe not … he did sleep with Anna Nicole, and we have no idea how many people she slept with over her 39 years.
Jesus Tapdancing Christ … aren’t you glad this saga is now over? Or, is it just beginning?
Edited to add at 12:05 AM on 4/11/07:
Machnbyrd says, “I told you so.” I just finished my last two evaluations and a written warning for a teacher who lost her mind and allowed a sixth grade student to demonstrate how to use an aluminum soda can to smoke weed during my last formal observation in her room. Yes, I do work better when I am under pressure. Surprisingly, as of 10:30 AM later today when these last three documents are signed and delivered, I will have finished annual evaluations two and a half days prior to the actual due date.
Yes, I am kind of a big deal. Or, maybe I am not. My annual evaluation is due this week too.
— allowed a sixth grade student to demonstrate how to use an aluminum soda can to smoke weed during my last formal observation in her room—
Wow! Really? This bugs me on three levels.
#1. The teacher allowed this to happen, period.
#2. The kid is a sixth-grader, 11 or 12 years old.
#3. The teacher allowed this to happen while being observed. Any teacher this stupid needs a profession crushing cans somewhere.
Just how do you use an aluminum soda can…etc? Is it a new variation on a bong? Inquiring minds want to know… uh, you know, in case I ever see a sister smoking her diet root beer…
Rob, I cannot make this shit up. It’s true. I wrote her up, and now she will probably grieve me, but I used my standard litmus test. You may remember it from the Rebecca days: Would I want my kid in this teacher’s classroom?
CJ, I found this explanation on the world wide web:
Take a 12 ounce aluminum can, drink the contents and rinse out. Lay it on its side and take a 1-3 cm hardback book and press it in the center so you have a indentation about half way down. Use a pin to poke a lot of small holes into the indentation. Put the weed on top of the holes, light it and suck through the hole where the tab was.