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Archive for March, 2007

From the Dean’s Office #3

Yeah, I am officially a perra. Today a 4-foot-nothing-11-year-old Hispanic male called me a bitch in Spanish to my face. That’s Mrs. Perra to you, Eduardo! Don’t make me go psycho hose beast on your ass! I’ve seen my name + profanity on the bathroom wall before, but no one has [...]

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Duh

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I’d Rather Be …

… suckin’ heads and eatin’ tails.

I would give my first born or maybe move back home (GASP!) for some mudbugs right about now. Did I say that aloud?

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I’ve Got to Get Me One of These

Or, should I say … I’ve got to get my three beotch cats one of these, or would that be three of these? Click here if you are a crazy beotch cat owner. While it does sound pretty convincing, the hefty price tag is a little disconcerting. I don’t know. [...]

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… because I just realized that St. Patty’s Day and April Fool’s Day are both on weekends this year!
Dude, this seriously rocks when you are a disciplinarian in a middle school. I am stoked.
… had two alcoholic beverages within the first 45 minutes of coming home from work today.
In the immortal words of Chris [...]

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This one might take a while so you may want to make yourself a spot of tea or click next blog.

To the beotch cat who pees on the hallway carpet daily: Pack your litter box. You are out of here. I am sick and tired of opening my front door to the [...]

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Countdown To Spring Break

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