Posted in Uncategorized, tagged almost comedy central on February 4, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl
Husband: How does that help?Wife: I use your toothbrush.
Text reads: “Never direct your rage at your coworkers - that is what your family is for.”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged ohmygod on February 1, 2007 | 3 Comments »
The word is Feb-ru-ary NOT Feb-u-ary. Yes, you heard me. I didn’t stutter. Just like it’s li-brar-y not li-bary. You have a Master’s Degree plus umpteen additional hours. You teach English. Get a clue. And, yes, I might make that a directive in your next evaluation. [...]
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