Last week’s TT&ALT came and went without anyone playing. Do I dare try again? Yes, I do. Here goes. Which one is the lie?
1. One of the newest students in my school just returned from homebound services. She is the 14-year-old mother of two baby boys — her youngest is one month old and her eldest is one year old. Grandma is 34 with seven children of her own.
2. A female student came to school today with the top half of her jet black hair died white. When she asked me if I liked it, I asked her if she was related to Cruella DeVil.
3. A mother rolled up to the neighborhood 7-11 after school and bitch slapped her son’s girlfriend after asking her: “Are you the skanky ho who fucked my son in my bed?”
This makes three days of posts in a row. I’m bannedalicious!
Well, we’ve discussed the family from #1, #3 is to delicious to be fake, so I am going to say #2 is the lie.
Yeah, me too. (Although I can so imagine you thinking it.) And the reason I didn’t play last week was because I was sure #3 was the lie and that was depressing… and oh… because I can’t speak Spanish.