Posted in Uncategorized, tagged in the news on January 31, 2007 | No Comments »
Sadly, I just heard the news about the passing of a local legend and my favorite gynecologist today, and I am so disheartened.
I’m sorry I never got a chance to listen to you sing to me in the delivery room wearing one of your signature Mickey Mouse ties and cowboy boots. You, your [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged stuck in the middle on January 29, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Today marks a new feature for fans of IRBB: true stories from the dean’s office. Here goes:
One of my frequent flyers told a teacher to shut up today. That’s not really unusual for him or for a select few students at the school. However, when the teacher asked him if he [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged another freaking meme on January 27, 2007 | No Comments »
Supply one-word answers only.
1. Yourself: ME2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend (spouse): Sleeping3. Your hair: Brushed (What more can a girl ask for on the weekend?) 4. Your mother: HER5. Your father: HIM6. Your favorite item: Pillow7. Your dream last night: [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged stuck in the middle on January 26, 2007 | 1 Comment »
… I would go back to the classroom.
La maestra esta triste hoy. (I am taking a Reality Spanish class for twelve weeks and have to throw this in for good measure; it means “The teacher is sad today.” 
This is the fourth week in a row that I have contemplated resigning and returning to [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged stuck in the middle on January 25, 2007 | No Comments »
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
2. You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren’t we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged quizzes tests and surveys oh my on January 21, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Your Birthdate: January 21
You’re a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life.You’re a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you’re gone.
Your strength: Your thirst for adventure
Your weakness: Not taking time [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged ohmygod on January 20, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I just peeked out my window to confirm what I feared to still be true and then stepped out of the house to try to snap a picture to add to this post. It did not come out very clear; hence, I am attaching a fake but very similar one.
I must report that the [...]
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