I Read Banned Books

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?Hot chocolate with a little kick of something like Peppermint Schnapps or Creme de Menthe
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?Santa wraps everything, including stocking gifts. That’s why she is oh-so-tired today.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?White
4. Do you hang mistletoe?No … men [...]

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Peace and quiet.
The presents and stockings are placed strategically under our now decorated tree. Kris Kringle passed at midnight on the east coast tonight.
The boys (BB, MB, and the Terrorist) and girls (kitties) are all snuggled in their new jammies in their beds while visions of The Nightmare Before Christmas and seafood gumbo danced [...]

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I write this entry on my Palm Treo as I sit across from baggage carousel #11 at McCarran International Airport waiting for Booger Bear and Monkey Boy to arrive from the D Gates. Yes, he finally boarded a plane that left Denver at 11:35 this morning. He did miss his rescheduled flight due [...]

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Monkey Boy has been snowed in at a friend’s house since school was let out early on Wednesday due to the winter storms in Denver. His flight to Las Vegas for tomorrow was canceled. Booger Bear and I were in panic mode up until 30 minutes ago when we were able to reschedule [...]

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Sadly, we still have not put up a Christmas tree. I am not sure why we have waited so long this year. Actually, it is because I have the best.job.ever, but I use that for a lot of excuses for not doing things such as updating this blog on a regular [...]

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Yes, it snowed in Vegas baby!
Jack Frost was nipping at our noses.
Just Google it. This is not a joke, my non-Vegas readers.

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From an angry parent to me today:
“I rebuke the Devil and all his evil in the name of the bloody Jesus. I compel evil to leave your body and spirit. Amen. Fuck you and fuck your school’s rules.”
How’s that for the first post in over one month?

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